OMG. today sucked. STUPID! omg la.when nicole and i were walking she suddenly told me we hadda do zuo ye. and i left my book in schoool! stupid. and NICOLE LAU. she used one tiny itty bitty bit of vanguard and she decided it was ugly and then she THREW THE WHOLE VANGUARD AWAY.i mean you can just cut off the part and use it! annnnnnnd you can RECYCLE IT. HOW MANY TREES DOES THAT COST? GOSHHHH! annnnnnnd! when i was walking home,this super ah beng like parked the van on the street without turning the engine off. THEN. he started SMOKING! HELLO! CARBON MONOXIDE! DOES that mean ANYTHING to you? HELLO! young innocent school girl walking home WHO WANTS TO LIVE! and then he was damn disgusting la. he took this plastic bag and then he disposed of it in somebody else's rubbish bin.

HELLO. ITS PLASTIC. PLASTIC MY GAWD! AS IT IS. an average singaporean already produces tonnes of RUBBISH! annnnnd we're only like one tiny itty bitty lil dot on the GLOBE. can you imagine? some more we have like millions of people already. and then can you imgaine like PEOPLE IN THE REST OF THE WORLD. and YOU STILL BLOODY WANNA THROW PLASTIC AWAY? maybe ah bengs lovvvvvve harming the environment. maybe they lovvvvvvve contaminating little girls'lungs and their own. THEIR TEETH ALREADY SO YELLOW. HELLOOOOO? WE ARE UNDERGOING A CLIMATE CRISIS. DAMMIT! so whats your problem. RECYCLE. ohhhh. maybe ah bengs dont know how to SPELL recycle. HOW MUCH MORE ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY CAN YOU GET?!

WELL THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS. POLAR BEARS ARE POSSIBLY GONNA BE EXTINCT IN 100 YEARS! what does that gotta do with you,you say? WELL. you dont want SUPER UNKNOWLEDGABLE DESCENDANTS DO YOU? you dont want your surname going on without knowing what polar bears or tigers were huh? QUICK QUICK. IN DESPERATE NEED OF REFORESTATION. this is NOT IN THE LEAST GEEK! oh my gosh.

you know if everyone used the exact amount of water they needed to pur in their hot chocolate or tea or whatever, we could save enough electricity to power the streets of UK for SEVEN MONTHS! say NO to POLLUTION. say NO to NUCLEAR ENERGY. annnnnnnnd you know,we're on water shortage. yesyes, the earth is ³/4 water.WELL GUESS WHAT. 97% of the water is sea water.UNDRINKABLE. two percent of the water is...[i forgot but nevermind] AND LESS THAN ONE PERCENT IS FRESH WATER WE CAN USE. 1% out of 100% YOU BETTER CONSERVE YOUR WATER YEAH! ohmygawsh. I HAD BETTER GET THIS MESSAGE OUT. SO MUCH ELECTRICITY POWERING THIS COM. I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU, PEOPLE ENVIRONMENTALLY UN FRIENDLY. I AM A HYPER ENVIRONMENTAL FRIEND. i'm nt hypocrite. YOU CAN CARPOOL! STOP USING THE HEATER WHEN ON A HOT DAY. yep. these are the LEAST you can do. BOY nobody's gonna stop me from becoming an environmentalist now. UNLESS I'LL BE EXTINCT by then! HELP SAVE THE EARTH.

ON the VERGE of EXTINCTION!
fellow friend
charitable cactus
xoxo
Caitlin