-Phone Call-

Ryan: "Goh's(Ghost) residence."


Justin : "Uh, what? uh...Oh! may I speak to Reuben please?"








HAHAHAHAHA.





Formula One! I didn't realise so many people went!





Samantha Wong didn't go in the end. I bet Shawn Koh's tearing his head apart.





Haircut got mixed reviews in school. But overall i think they said i look younger.


hahaha!





maid in training. -.-!


Nat : Her head went through deforestation!





Caitlin Choo : Your neck looks thicker!





Gee, thannnks.


CAITLIN CHOO AHHH. you ah. I wrote you a four page letter and you give me a measely two pager?




): And telling me about your grand aunt dying is not happy news.


Her excuse was " I'm half your height, and therefore, I can only write half as long a letter as you"




Righhht. Today was like the first time i ever got full marks/passed for Chinese listening comprehension without copying off anybody. I'm so proud of myself. :D


yeahhh. 10/10 babeyyy. If only I can open my ears as wide as then for thursday.


mmhmm. Then I'll be fine.

Genevieve Chiam : Yesterday, I had chilli crab and hairy crab, then on friday I had flower crab(?!)

Su Lynn : No wonder you're so crabby, Gen.


HAHAHAH!

AND ERIN... You ahh. You oversize brain0ed psycho.

"Caitlin. I know what you do for your Indian concentration camps, you Hitler. You buy lots and lots and lots of clean and clear, then you make them wash their faces to get rid of blackheads, and then make them white."

WHAT THURR HELL. if your jokes weren't directed at me, i'd find them way funnier.
Yikes. Watch out for Erin, she's a true genius.

Oh yeah. you know Uncle Ted had to bring the pit stop crew guy that got knocked down by Massa to the hospital for a scan...

COOL RIGHT :D

Labels: ghost residence, haircut

FORMULA ONE!

HAHAH! I take back what I said about it being boring. But yknow, it was actually quuuuite interesting. I think partly cuz it's in Singapore, and it's at night, and I love my country right :D

HAHA. But i was like aiyoooooohhhhhhhhhh. When all my male relatives came down to sit in front of the tv. But then, Uncle Chris,Colin,Uncle Aleck and Edward made it funneh :D HAHAH.

The commentating, and Ed's PRO knowledge on F1. It was really quite cool. HAHA. Although I still think it's an uneccesary waste of natural resources, but I think this race was quite worth my while. So much DRAMA, okay :D

Not like in all the others. Haha, okay maybe cuz this is the first time I actually concentrated on the race. SO MUCH LAW BREAKING AH, ORRRRHHH HORRRR.

I'm gonna spell their names according to my interpretation and phonics, so don't laugh at my noobness I checked the newspaper.

What with Piquet(SOUNDS LIKE PIQUE!)'s crash. Gosh, his Renault split it two. and then he JUST JAYWALKED ACROSS THE ROAD. and with all the doctors in the household, they were all screaming about so dangerous and A&E(Accident and Emergency)

IT WAS QUITE FUNNEH. :D Then Barrichello(SOUNDS LIKE SOME ITALIAN SAUSAGE MEAT THING RIGHT!) attempt to throw his glove(?!) at the audience, but landed in the Singapore river instead. HAIYOYO. Angry already laaaa, angry.

HAHAH. then cuz Col's in N.S with some police post right, then Uncle Aleck was like COLIN! You want to make history right? You go down there in your army uniform and stop all of them one by one and charge a speeding fee. NEVER PAY ERP! *teet teet* Less than $5, fine $500 for speeding also.

HAHAHAHAH! And waaah, so drama yo. With Massa knocking the pitstop dude over, without removing the fuel tube... And then having to re enter the pit lane. :O And then with the next Ferrari coming in. The pit stop dudes had to attend to #2 first, before going to Massa's rescue. And the thing jammmmmed. LIKE WOAH WOAH.

then who was the blurdo who turned wrongly into the escape route (as Ed referred to as)

YOU KNOW WHAT. I just realised that Rui Long (Edward, i rather call him rui long cuz it's normal) said the LONGEST sentence EVER. He talked the most while explaining to us what the escape route was for. HAVEN'T HEARD HIS VOICE IN SO LONG. My Gosh, ever since his voice broke he spoke NADA. :( But F1 ah... One of a kind family bonding la. :D

Ummm. Yeahzzz. then with all the suspense in whether Piquet was okay, again, all the doctors in the family was like WHERE'S TED WHERE'S TED? (uncle ted's doing medical duty, haha) DARNNNN FUNNY. EYY WHERE'S JULIAN! HE'S ON HIGH CRASH DUTY. Ted is not! Ted's on (something else) duty!

Hawhaw. Samantha wong's there now. :O And Jamie's sister. Apparently Govindh was there for the prelims, Justin jealous lah huhh. Pantat also. (:

But mum only watched this race because she's in ICU(Intensive Car(e) <- HAHA Unit) tomorrow, and she wants to check out the injuries she will have to face tomorrow. Especially when Piquet crashed, then she was like OHHHH NOOOOO. MUST SEE HIM TOMORROW AH. then he got up and jaywalked then she was like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. HE'S FINE.

Justin was like... AW MAN. NOW CANNOT GET AUTOGRAPH. hurhurhur. Justin was supporting Webber, who was in 11th place, for one stupid reason : He's Australian.

Wahrao lah, from 1st place, Massa became 18th. Cuz he was too impulsive. Everyone was nail biting when the pit stop crew fella got knocked over. Again, "WHERE'S TED WHERE'S TED?"
and a debating about how the Fast car drives faster than the other cars. And mum was like he was an ex F1 driver whhaaat.

Cool lah, I didn't know. And everywhere's so EMPTY, like Chomp Chomp, and the market. Cuz everyone's at home watching tv. and when you walk past the houses you can here the buzz of the vrooom vroooom.

HAHA :D This is by far the most interesting F1 race ever.
Singapore looks pretttty. really preettty. Although I can't make out which road is what. But it's prettttty. And then I was just making fun lah, I was like EHHH NO SCHUMACHERS(okay i know that looks really wrong but what the heck) Haha, I know they're retired lah. then Timmy was like HUH? No more Schumachers meh?

See, i'm not that much a noob. Wellll. Augh, school tomorrow.
tsk.

Okayokay. Gbye now.

Stalkerazzi?

Tag replies :

Erin: The fact that all your... words of SPITE are bolded leads me to believe that you wish to start Holocaust II. And yes, I wiki for fun. Seriously, try it one day. Maybe you'd be smarter too. Alienation.

(I would reply if I understood what you were saying, ahah yeah i'm not that smart)

MEGS [:: YES YES YES! ok read ur blog and tagged. Did i give u my link before? cause i dun remember. WAH, and ur blog VERY BRIGHT! i see liao so happy. others all dark and emoy?!?! LOL! [: GL for EOYS [:

(Hahah, you too, with your end of year review, you've got chinese and science this week right? Haha, your link..? shared blog yes, but kinda lost it. :D haha, cuz i'm not an emo girlie.)

Labels: Formula one

Went swimming tday. Talked on the phone until 1+ but my phone died on us ):
Sorry.

Swimming. gah. Danny made us do short sprints. We did medleys til my legs gave way. And wow, i haven't done 100m for a long time. :D But luckily my timing's still up to scratch. I think...

Below 2 minutes. But haha, it could be 1.45 or something.
Those small boys ahhh...
"SHUT UP!"
"SHUT UP!"
"SHUT UP LAH SHUT UP!"
"SHUT UP SHUT UP!"
...
"SHUT UP LAH, I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU"
Han cuts in
"SHUT UP AND SWIM LAH."
Danny blows his whistle.

So gay. Darned annoyingggggg.

I hate it when my getaway plan merges with that one thing that I'm running away from.

Finally, something that was worth my while,
And I thought only I could have,
Outside and away from everything else.
But no. The world has to intrude
They won't let me be.
They won't let be the only one who's able to share it.
I don't want to discuss it,
I don't want to share it,
I don't want to take it as something common.
I want it to be something that's just mine.
I just want to go back in time and hold my tongue when I should have.

What does it matter how much you say you won't forget,
What makes you think we won't drift apart?
What makes you think you're not like the rest, where you'll thrust me aside when you've got someone better?
Believing would only make me broken.
So i might as well not, and get broken earlier anyway.
You used to be my getaway plan, but now it's just different.


But I don't want to let you go.


Songs for you, Truths for me.

Labels: running away

2 down, 6 to go.
Caitz.

Labels: AEP

One down, seven to go.

Labels: Mass

OM!(:



http://www.odysseyofthemind.com.sg/



:D

there ya go. Augh, mad rush for AEP animation. And yeah. not much of a day.

=/ Nothing much. But YESTERDAY.

Gosh Therese was licking her KNEE during assembly. She was like thoroughly enjoying it.

"THERESE! WHEY ARE YOU LICKING YOUR KNEE?!"
"Cuz i feel hungry"

Omg lah! Whackjob. HAHAHA. during ASSEMBLY, while the dude who created Whatsup was talking to us about journalism.

Mrs Tan AL : Don't be sponges, or even worse stones. If you're a stone, i'll throw you out.

PARTICIPATE ACTIVELY IN CLASS, ONEONE. don't be such sponges. ;D
It gets tiring to be the only one answering her questions, and you know my science ain't that power.

LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE.

God Bless!

Labels: sponges and stones

Wow. Today's church sermon was great. Really helpful for how to solve all the clique crisis. Gosh. I'm lost for words, how amazing God is to reveal something like this to me, in times of need. And it's the sermon which i recorded the longest notes for. Like 4 pages. :D Thank God. I'll share with class comm wen we next meet up.

Blee! OneOne's really in it for themselves eh. Aite. Well, hopefully my sermon notes will be helpful. And also it's applicable to everything in your life, about why problems crop up. And isn't it amazing that the answer is the same for every problem? It's because of our selfish nature.

And also, coincidentally, for Word during cell, we discussed kindness and goodness, and it's not exactly what you expect it to be. I was really quite surprised i didn't know what true kindness and goodness was for my whole life til today. Oh, and Christ realisation is not self realisition.

Just briefly,

1. The reason for conflict - Self.
2. The result of conflict - Seperation
3. The remedy for conflict - Submission

Don't really get it? refer to James 4.
It's amazing how God ties everything up for me in my life. And today's worship was really moving. It was just so open, you and God.

Labels: conflicts., sermon

Yes, Sorry. I'm one of jealousy.



Sorry you haven't noticed that by now.





I just love being the winner at a losing game



because all i do is lose.

Jealous Heart

Mine is a jealous heart
Imagines things that never are
Builds a fire from a tiny spark
But that's the way of a jealous heart.

Sunny skies and a rosy bed of thorns and storm clouds up ahead
'Cause suddenly the sky turns dark for those of us with a jealous heart
Imagination runnin' wild like a frantic frightened child
Anytime that we're apart I can't control my jealous heart.

And you know mine is a jealous heart
And every hurt leaves a lasting scar
Don't you hate yourself for the fool you are
When you're cursed with a jealous heart.

I love you more than words can tell one day's heaven two days hell

Suspicious words like poison darts spoken from my jealous heart

Mine is a jealous heart imagines things that never are

Builds a fire from a tiny spark but that's the way of a jealous heart.

it's propaganda.

Haha. There are exactly 90 posts more on sophisticaited.
:O

Erm. Ok. I'll start by saying. HI! I'll post about yesterday.
As I said, you can't get any better than night time functions at school.
Love it. Made new friends too :D Ashley Ng's Ariel's sister righhhhhht?
Haha. And Wow-eth. Iniki and Samira are really good speakers.

Loonnng day yesterday.
(19/9/08 - I'm going to type this as if it's the 19th itself, so i'm going to use 'today')
and stuff.
School was average and stuff. Though Geography really freaked me out.
I didn't know the economy was so bad.
I feel so...
I've never felt such at risk. Arh.
And still, people are still like splurgesplurgesplurge.

Augh. And so many banks are going bankrupt. How...?
What if I lose my house? ):

Haha, today was the first screwed up assembly of the year.
It started to rain in the middle of announcements,
and we went back to class without saying the pledge.

I actually got a question in geog right. But geog is still so hard. ): Augh.

UMM. Okay thenn. School went as per normal.
Didn't really record anything much in my planner cuz i wasn't really in the mood. =/

But at the top of my head... Drama exams went quite okay.
VIOLET WAS DAMN SEDUCTIVE AS THE MATCHMAKER.

Chinese was a b-o-r-e. But haha, Lao Shi has some obsession with the Olympics!
Talking about Usain Bolt and China's athletes. Kept using Olympics(ao yun) as li ju (Example of a sentence)

Haha about cyclists and stuff. (Hai qun zi ma) Loool. Literature was really kinda boring today, wasn't feeling high. Well... Because yknow, i have my bad days. And lots of stuff i can't say have been going on. Recess was pretty much emo. So yeah. And poor bao pei rachyee slept only at 3 am, because she was studying oral and doing drama props. So i didn't really wanna disturb her.

CME was a slack period, because Mrs Kwan(Kuan?) finished the syllabus. And she let us do our own studying. Which I kinda needed. Yup. And GENEVIEVE CHIAM!
is how childish please? OMG LAH GEN! Called her Geneive, so she dao-ed me. And then she got bored(aaawww) studying oral with gining (Gen's really really really a fluent confident chinese speaker,know) and so. She was whispering with Su Lynn.

Su Lynn : "Go and ask Caitlin! She needs to rest (from studying)"
Me: "Hmm?"
Gen :"Caitlin,Do you want to go to the toilet with me?"
Me : "Err, okay..."
Su Lynn : "NO LAH. :D she wants to go and play Taekwondo with you"
Me : "UH WHAT?!"
Gen giggles.

SO. Gen and Su Lynn drag me out of class. To play Genevieve's version of Taekwondo (I think Justina would have either laughed her socks off, or fainted)

Yeah, so Gen was like CAITLIN YOU GO FIRST. Kick me.
-.-
Su Lynn was just laughing, i think umpire-ing. I DUNNO. I think they play this on the regular or something. Because Gen and Su Lynn were talking about how Su Lynn fell when Kun Wen made her fall while playing.

Which was what Gen was trying to execute on me. So I let her "catch" my leg, and she just holds my shoe, and tries to make me fall. Which is yknow, impossible. So she just dragged me, and then um. made me hop real fast.

SHE'S DAMN CHILDISH LAH THAT GENEVIEVE. Eehehee. And then she was like CAN YOU DO A SPLIT. and she make me go down into a split. Thanks Gen, my thighs hurt thanks very much. Gen can do a split lah! (: She was in BALLET. GENEVEIVE WAS IN BALLET :D she veh teh cute lah.


Yeah then after CME was drama. Sheryl is so natural in heels! Gwen was being high. Climbed into one of the props. Hawhaw. Retud.

History, Mrs Tan didn't come again. So Miss Eng took over again. And we had a class comm meeting about i-don't-know-if-you-know-what. And she just HAD to announce to the class that we're having a discussion. Hi. Um. Yeah. ok. So just to let the people who said we suck know? You can't hold it against us for a meeting. You don't have to know every single little thing. it's for US as the class comm to know. Official confidentiality.

Yep, you can't say we suck. Just cuz of a simple meeting as a committee. So yeah, not to be rude or anything, but none of your beeswax. And all will be revealed when the time comes anyway. We can't tell you to prevent further complications.

Shoosh. Yep then Miss Ng let us off early from music. And then went for lunch with the comm. :D Er, though some moments were pretty awkward.

Natalie is gross ): She licks and eats off her knife. Ew please.
Me: "It's proper dining etiquette!"
Nat: "We're not dining, we're having lunch."

Disgusting. Did that make sense to you? Gross. Don't eat off your knife!?
Sorry lah. Don't know how to explain the word materialistic.
=/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEANETTE :D LOVELOVELOVE.
I like Jeanette, she's so cute.
Great job as Gina. :D

Right ok. Something just totally ruined my mood for blogging.
I feel so used now.

I'm going to immerse myself in the books before i break down and cry.
All of you. My Gosh.
I can't take it.

I just might die.

Caitlin Louise Choo Min Ci!

Gosh! She already got the nano chromatic?

DANG! ): I won't be the first. Shoot. RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR.

It's green and it's 8GB! darn, Yo! Like you got songs la, Louise! (:

Karma Chameleon's a good choice. But you dont need 8GB for that! :D

For the Christians in India.
Urgent Prayer request :
Please pray for Paul Thangaia in Bangalore

RSS plans to kill him. They burnt 20 churches last night and planned to destroy 200 churches in Orissa.

BJP has planned to kill 200 pastors in the next 24 hours. Please pray for them for at least two minutes.

Score, Mel! You lost your iPod and you call me to ask if i can give you my old one.

"Caaaaaaaaait, you're getting the new nano right?"
"Yeah.. I think so... why?"
"I lost my iPod. Wanna give me your old one?"
"I wish I could, but i lost mine too, I feel for you too man."
"OK bye."
"WAIT! how did you lose it?"
"Err, i just couldn't find it. You wanna buy for me?"

SO SHALLOW): I feel so useedd.



It amazes me that Justin gets everything he wants. His 2 kilo Nerf Vulcan came today. Apparently it's only available in the States. So my genius lil brother emailed Aunt in the US and she actually shipped it over for him. US$50. omg. the little dood. Tsk.

EP. Speech is in two days.

I've got practice dialogue with the principal tomorrow.

Time to totally lose my nerves

(insert nail biting and hyper vantilation)

Shi Ying :
I have a confession to make...
This has been bothering me for quite some time now and i've been wanting to tell you this ever since the day I set my eyes on you...

I l





I lov






I love




I love y









I love yo







I love yoghurt especially strawberry.

Haha. right, that has got to be one of the most retarded chain smses ever.


Kaela can't get the nano chrome yet, before me! yeah i childish :D okay
SHE CAN'T GET THAT IPOD.
Brastrap was dropping HICUPPING. Shut up, Rach, you're never gonna let me forget are ya :D

Kaela has a freaking scary face! the serial killer one. ESPECIALLY WITH HER REALLY DARK EYEBAGS. and then she starts smiling... OMG LAH. she can take Heath Ledger's place lah. That Gining ahh. Has the wildest imagination.

"Imagine, if Heath Ledger, woke from his death, and got behind you, and in the mirror, his image of the joker and said 'Kaela... You will take my place as the next Joker...' "

FREAKY RIGHT.
So scary lah, i was damn freaked out in science. And then She scared my belt off my waist ):

VIOLET CUT HER HAIR. I think she looks waaaaay prettier now :D

tsktsk. CAIT CHOOO! ): tsk. A present for being the most studious in the family? HOW CANzx!):

And Kaela's dad will ge tit for her because Kaela looks sad everyday.
WHUD THURRR...

Hahaha. AIA collapsed, poor Mrs Choo.

Me : STUPID CAITLIN CHOO!:(
Rachel : Her mum lost money laah.
Me : SHE GOT THE NEW NANO CHROMATIC.
Rachel : Ooh. That changes things...
-
Me : GINING! CAITLIN CHOO GOT THAT NANO CHROMATIC.
Gin Yin : *mouths a vulgar word* WHAT?! SHE GOT. SHE GOT THE.. WHAT? SO FAST!?

hahaha!

And when Cait Choo told Gwen and I, she was like "I got it"
our response?
YOUR MENSAS?
Because you know, Cait Choo has an obsession with puberty and growing mature(ahemmmm)
So we always associate Cait Choo and this kinda thing.

And I nearly strangled her lah. when she said nano chromatic.
ARS. :(

kbuaiiiiiiiiilurrrbbbchhewzx.

Labels: nano chromatic

Tag replies first.

Brendan - Er... Yeah... :D That was really random.
(BrendaN: Lol ur Minyee's fren right? tagged ;D)

Hui Ying - Yes, you draw really big prostitutes.
(Hui Ying =DDD: HAHAHAH...PORN! lol...so you wanna me redraw the PROSTITUTES cos it's too big for the paper? (: btw, you bullied me cos you snatch the com away from me. >:l hehe)

Nicole - Yeah! ): Only yearbook photos. =/ that's really ssaaad.
(nicole: heya cailtin. I DONT THINK WE HAVE A 5IXORA CLASS PIC! ):)

Joel - Alright! Congratulations.
(joel(;: haha. i'm an official prefect now.but its like ASST prefect but ive got my badge :D )

Kaela - I think i grew a beard on my chin from the time you started eating your rice til the time you finished. You meticulous FISHBALL. okok, tell me soon.
(kaela: ehhh i sooo do not eat chicken rice slowly!!! and and... i got smth to say but i cant say it here. tell youlike in private)

Erin - HAPPY 9/11 ANNIVERSARY, SADIST! yeah i luhhvvve yo :D
(Erin: Caitlin! I forgot to wish you! Happy 9/11 Belated Anniversary!!!)

ok. that's done.

Er my day? DID OKAY FOR TING XIE.
great :D except I wrote shu neng sheng qiao (practice makes perfect) instead of linag shang jun zi (thief)

Like hella big difference right! HAHA because I thought the sentence was talking about how a family works together to clean the house...
Idk why...
Really retuded... Cuz um. there was the word xi(wash) in it. =/ Cuz i really don't understand chinese okay! =/

Lol, and there really wasn't any other cheng yu that fit! ):

Really don't know what lao shi's talking about ): makes me confused.
Don't geddit. I think i'm dyslexic in chinese.
Lao shi : Not ordinairy jiu shi EXTRAordinairy!
HAHAH!
BEIDONG XIAN BEIDONG XIAN (north east line MRT)
it's dongbei xian by the way.

Me :Nat, is beijing called beijing because it's in the north?
Nat : Noo lahh, where got like that... - wait oh yeah hor!

Sarah : you suck.
me: nevermind, erin loves me.
Erin : YEAH!
Sarah : you suck too.

HAHAHAH. found out some stuff quite cool. Actually, Jus did. Haha
Turns out Rachel's brother, Joel Yee is in wardens.
And Jus didn't even know they were in the same church
HAHAH!
;D

Um. And Joel snubbed his toe during soccer?
BET VAL WAS JEALOUS SHE WASN'T THERE TO SAY
aaawwwwww, poor thing.

!

haha. school was quite okay. NO HHF! :D meant no running in public with oversized bloomers and tucked in tshirts. Reeally made my day.

YES.
and it was raining, so no assembly either.

Min Yee and Rach : SO MEAN!
Kaela : YEAAAAAAHHHHH SO MEAN! wait, what did she do?
Eh, fake mock crying only lor.
BLUMP! HAHA bump + lump.
Mao is a playboy, accoridng to nat's mum's doctoring massage person.
I bet nat's jealous, and wants to be his playgirl lah.

Betty Balls :D ok, i really dunno what we were talking about but it was funny.

Stayed in class during recess to study. Mmhmm.
Ate in class. YAYYY. the same caramel biscuits that saved me in the Forbidden City
:D Rarr.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

MY SPEECH IS ON FRIDAY.

Annabel Tan you CAN NOT turn down the speeching!
YOU MUST SPEAK ABOUT AEP.
:D I don't care if you freeze up, we'll freeze up and be the laughing stock together.
You are much more cheeem than I am, and more intellectual.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.

Roaar. Haha Mrs Tan AL was really funny and cute today
"Who are your class councillors?"
-Gwen raises her hand-
"WHAT?! ONLY ONE?"


"Girls, you are ONEONE! StarPlus class! You cannot only have one! 2/1 has FOUR councillors! you are expected to SELL YOURSELVES (whole class bursts out laughing)
Don't expect to be noticed when you keep quiet and be a goody two shoes! ONE COUNCILLOR ONLY?!"
Mrs Tan AL.
there's still a tiny bit of hope...?

hahahah! it was funny.
OM! ))): ENGLISH IS IN TEN DAYS.
Rar. die. I'm going to fail. And yes, you're wondering,
CAITLIN, FAIL ENGLISH?
er, yes. Because informal letter formats are stupid.
:(

So much for being happy like birds(I think you mean larks), Rachel (Yap)
aaw.

OMG DAD GOT A NEW TOSHIBA LAPTOP! (?!?!?!?!?!)
whennn! he didn't say anything. :(
Wow, this makes it like what... the 5th computer?
Wow. Gazillion already.
Two PCs, one mac, the dell laptop and now the toshiba?
Ok, maybe dad sold the dell.
it sucks lah. So laggy.

RACHEL YEE SAID PEOPLE IN CLASS DON'T LIKE ME. :(
Hey.
I've tried'm trying my best okay.
I've changed enough since last year.
it's been drastic.
I'm ALOT nicer now, than last year kaaayyyy.
Whooooo doesn't like meee ): okok, i'll change more.

Gosh. I'm so... non-likeable huh.
OK, make me emo. Make me cry. make me slash myself(i really don't do that, just for effect)
Rar. Make me really sad. :(
boohoo.

Cyber wellness talk today. Wow, out of all the ones I've sat through, this was the real eye opener. Scared me most lah. About the stupid idiots online. Predators and shit.
KEEP YOUR EYES PEEELED. 0.0 I'm watching you. Augh. I needa private friendster, and! I must watch what i blog about. No personal information :X
ZIPPO. uh. ok. righhhht. like that's possible. HAHA!

Ted Brundy is it? Gosh those girls featured on the "rape date" experiment on the Tyra banks show were REALLLY guillible, and stupid, and really bimbotic.
"I think I can tell whether a person is sincere or not from his eyes"

gosh. So gay... make excuses only. HAHA! the specialist doctor feller was really sacarstic and funny. GOODJOB! responded in an apt way towards that girl's attitude (her mouth was really big)

hi. Ted Brundy has nice eyes. Nice sincere eyes. and what did he do? killed like a gazillion women. and sexed them up dead or alive. HOW WRONG IS THAT PLEASE. dead woman. yuck.

Skinny monkey(is that not a compliment!)
OOOOI. AH BUIIII (fatso)
PALE PANADOL! HAHAHAH!
Lol omg.

I will try... And no bitching or falalas here okay.
By the way, as you've seen, my hiatus thing really does not work.
Yes. So maybe, irratic. Haha. studying in school is ALOT more productive than at home
(as you can see why)

MRS WONG'S LESSON WAS FUNNY!
she was talking and talking, and then suddenly
a phone sounded.
the class goes : Ooohhhhhhhhhmygaaaawwwssshhh.
"Who's phone is that?" Mrs Wong says in a very serial killer like manner.
Gwendolyn answers feebly "Mrs Wong, that's your phone"
The class bursts out laughing.
Mrs Wong continues lecturing us about what she was lecturing us on before.

HAHAHAHAH! MRS WONG WAS SO FUNNY!
:D

HAHA her phone rang like THREE times. her ringtone is... interesting.
It's some creepy musical box/doll house thing :O

RACHEL MURDERED MY LIGHT BLUE PEN.
thanks rach, you owe me a pen.
and you owe the pen an APOLOGY.
You didn't allow it to fulfill it's life purpose.
how could you...be...so... cruel?

Nico teo is really nice now.

Aaack, my hiatus IS NOT WORKING. maybe it's the fear of disappointing.
or, maybe it's internet addiction
Haha, no lah, I won't drop dead without the internet.
It's just that I have a need to record life's very interesting bits.
Maybe i'll keep a diary :D

EEE, so gay. hahaha.
i'll feel guilty every day, every hour, every minute, every second of my life.


Went to study in school after lunch at subway with Jane,Nat and Rach.
EMPEROR YEO DITCHED ME FOR HER UNRULY CONCUBINES AGAIN.
haha. Stole See Teng's Doritos, and Jermaine the rich bitch, apparently,
gave rachel her cookie. HOW RICH PLEASE.
Subwaay cookie x)
the school with the purple uniform is really gay.

HMT oral was going on. So it was really quiet. :D conducive studying environment.
Finally finished writing minnie's letter.
hurhur. must mug like mad now.
I have new motivations (:
STUDY STUDY STUDY!
CAITLIN GO STUDY
STICK YOUR HEAD IN A BOOK.
GO. STUDY LIKE MAD. or you'll feel emo, and feel like crap and feel like a stupid fishy chickenoonya that's not worth anyone's breath.
God's watching you, Cait!
Do it for God
Do it for mum and dad.
Do it for yourself.
Give yourself a reason to prance around and catch butterflies.
The holidays won't be good ones if you don't do well.
OK. go study.

post them up soon. haha. yeah.
I mean. post them up eventually.

In moments like these, I sing out a song
I sing out a love song to Jesus.

Wow TIM GOT A HANDPHONE! he's PRIMARY ONE.


COOL LAH. The Fast and the Furious (My brother made me watch, stupid sick,vulgar corrupted people) WAS FILMED AT PISMO BEACH! the beach, the horizon, the hills, the open highway.
The awesome outlet mall (right, it wasn't shown in the movie...)
PISMO! OMG PISMO. no doubt about it. GEE WIZZ! (: kewl lah. WE WERE THERE WE WERE THERE! like that time when I realised scooby doo was filmed at Tangalooma. COOL PLEASE. IWAS THERE TOO. Film at the Great Wall :D then i can say i was there, too! haha. ok nehmind, the non mainstream places of interest are more interesting.

LESS MAINSTREAM. as you would say.
The full moon's out tonight. It's really round and clear.
Justin : JIE! THE MOON IS OUT!
Me: there's a reason it's called Mid-autumn fest, know?

Oh.
Saw Cafe(e)'s (okay, it's dog) owner. The poor man is only known as cafe(e?)'s owner, no Mr. whatever.

ahh. I think Cafe(e) died know. If not he would be holding the stick. the long stick
Cafe(e) was a female JackRussell. Went to the park everyday to play with us children
She was real tame k! and ran really well.
Kindergarden memories! used to see Crystal everyday!
And played with Cafe(e)

Speaking of which...
Mum ran into Crystal(kindie)'s mum today. Daniel (Cry's bro, P5 and in AiTong) came up in the conversation.
Apparently he's brilliant artist, with a very scary piece of art.
Its like a giant canvas, and he's taken one year already, but has not completed the painting.
It's ginormous apparently. And the details are very intricate and elaborate.

Mum says it depicts a very compulsive character. o.O
how scary and cool.
THE DUDE'S PRIMARY 5 K. and it sounds really artistic.
Try SOTA la, he belongs there :D
GENIUS.
bet he draws better than i do. Not the usual aeroplanes and cars.
IT'S ABSTRACT


Ahh. Marissa's left school for a week already.
Classroom seems empty. There's a really weird gap in class.
People have no right to change places k.
AND. wow. she's leaving for perth on the 21st. =/
Feel like going as a class to see her off.

(relink Carly http://theliestheyseepthrough.blogspot.com/)
and those other people on alien-ation
HEEEEHEEE.

Kayzzz, I'm about done.
Ciao!
my dreams; the colour of your smile.

Labels: alex fong, cafe(e), crystal, hiatus, Mao, studying, subway

From the evidence of Christie's blog, many of us go to church for the wrong reasons. Which ties in with what our worship leader was saying today. Check out Mark 7 :6

Dated Sunday, Sept 7, Christie Yeo Qing Wen

"No i don't like him lahh.. YES I DO. Giggle giggle giggle." "YESOMGHESSOCUTELAHHHHILOVEHIMKISSKISSKISS."
"Yah, she damn chiooo lah. Insert constipated sounding grunt."
"She arhhhgree like what cann, like her for whaaat"
"Wth, him, hot? My foot lah. Like ape liddat."

Cell was sharing. :D GOT REALLY FULL.
Lots of food. Like what, three bags of chips?

Oh i wore a skirt :D gnnrxch.

DUMDUM. dee dum.

Pastor Tay Kay Leong spoke to us about taming the tongue.

Wow. It makes ALOT of sense.
Cell discussion was very entertaining.
With Faith complaining about her school.
Gosh, never compete with an IP school.
Seriously.
They are learning like sec 3 syllabus.

Oh yum. Mum's cooking is making me hungry
Wow.
I feel like some GLUTTON LAHHHH.
:(
so much fooood.
Must control my tongue.
Saw Cheryl Low with her cell.
She looks reallyreally tired.

Faith has a weird obsession with aeroplane models
So cell discussion wa about air stewardesses, pilots, aeroplanes.

And also shared about our week
And taught Rachel languages.
Haha, about french and german.
Cuz Ming Xiu's taking german
And were explaining how the masculine and feminine
'the's = Die(germ), le/la(french)

DAMN FUNNY!
Rachel : WHATWHAT? I don't get it. So that means when yo utalk about a wallet, and a chair it's different?
Jamie : Like the chair is male, and the handphone is female. So for the chair you use le, and the handphone you use le

HAHAH!
:DI luhvve cell?
We talked so much til we were late for service.
Ming Xiu was GONG!
she was on medication
and couldn't walk straight.
And we had to climb like so many flights of stairs
!

AHHA. and we were talking about our parent's jobs.
Like engineering and doctoring
Quite scary.
They said that some people's anastaetic wear off in the middle of surgery.
But IDK, i don't really pay attention to mum's career.
=/

Acck. THE EYE'S ARE SERIOUSLY COMING QUICKLY!))):

Rar.
Oh St Nick's geog starts tmr.
Haha goodluck nick's.
:D
Wahraoo. Must start studying.
And smart me, i didnt bring 2 out of 5 of the assignments we're supposed to be doing.
Shit.
HOWW!
Dropped by Su Lynn's house yesterday, cuz justin and kun wen went to play table tennis again.
Then Su Anne saw a bird that kept running into the wall, while trying to get out.
And in the end, it finally figured out that it couldn't get out
So he jumped off the fence in to the neighbour's house below
Where the kids were playing laser quest.
HAHA!

Justin : Can Su Lynn come along?
Me : No lah, I'm not even going to play, I want to do work.
Justin : Then can she follow us and show you answers?
Su Anne : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Uncle Tony was having chinese tuition! HAHA.

Wheee (:

Tuition :
Lao Shi : MING DE! WEI SHEN ME NI ZEN ME CHI? (Jay, why are you so late!)
Jay : Because my mother needed to wash her hair.

SOME EXCUSE MENG TECK.
o.o
Rachel Loke knows you, but you don't know Rachel Loke?
What kind of boob are you?

Labels: church cell, The Wrong Reasons

rantrantrant.


SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH YO. must cry for the poor people you died.



In chinese, me imitating Samantha Tay and Jocelyn's accent in Ange's video.



"September 11th ehh. A few IDK how many years ago, two hi-jecket (jacked) arrowpranes crashed in to the tween towers of ANGMORICA. lots of picchars were taken with cambrrraaas "



yay. I know how to fold paper nicely now.

for letter writing.



MOURN MOURN MOURN.

Mourn on your violins like Erin.

Who was mourning for my presence just now after school.

I LOVE YOU ERIN.



HAHA, she and Gining were playing Ocean avenue again.

TALENTED! they make a GREAAAAATTTT couple.



Heard about synx and WH! wow. 2 weeks.

okay.

And Isabel Lam broke up for synx?

:O

wow k. OVER THE INTERNET OMG.

wow. So drama please.

Speaking of drama.

OH NO. time to freak out. Drama exam tmr):



ey. Ep is due. Science is due. geog is due. Lit is due. Drama is due.

I'm not done. ):

Oh scum. I've got nobody to help out with lights. and backstage crew!


Ack, nvm. de guo qie guo. One day at a time.

huryahh.

HOW LIDDATT. going for legion tomorrow. :D yay. We should have OneOne Class mass all together. yay.

JIVE WAS MAD! P.E was DMMMM fun! (: retarded lahh!

GWEN WAS IMITATING DOLLY PARTON'S BOOBS and no paying attention. When people needed the music. So supposed to stop the music, but then, she was poking her air boobs, and then Miss Molly turned around, and caught her in the act.

And Kaela, Louise and I burst out into PEALS of laughter, uncontrollably.

ALSO! Miss Molly was trying to experiment with how to end the dance with Natalie,

So Caitlin Choo, in the process of acting big, tried to do the same.

I was her guy. Then she spinspinspin like some las vegas showgirl. And then in the end, Ms Molly saw and she was like "SHOW ME SHOW ME" and then we laughed until I fell on the floor and cried.

SERIOUSLY!

Then Miss Molly was explaining to us that the person who was going to evaluate our dance was Miss Ruby. And therese was like "What? miss booby?"

REMINDS ME OF JANE!

"I heard PCD's When I grow up lyrics, 'When I grow up, I wanna have groupies' as 'When I grow up, i wanna have boobies' MY MUMMY LIKES THAT SONG!'

oh and jane's dad likes Avril! HAHAH! My rents thinggg it's not even music.

Miss Molly : Lift up your arms properly! Give me a proper posture!

LIFE UP YOUR PITTSSSS. TO SMELL THE PEANUT BUTTER! haha. laughed uncontrollably at that point, and we were getting ready to dance, which was not good. Missed the spin. HAHA(:

Cait Choo : My ass loves her boobs

Gining and Erin are awesome coolness, STILL.

RACHEL YEE LOVES DAVID ARCH'S THINK OF ME, too!(: I love I love.

She poked my armpits with the legs of a chair when we were moving to do group work

THANNKS! The chair leg went in my sleeve! Disgustingo.

You and your stewpid blue tongue. What is up with that blueberry drink and basil seeds huh? Look like frog eggs/ sperm.

They think i look like an antelope, when i do jive. (TEA)CHER CORR(CALL) ME LIVELEE OKAY... ): Haha. You JEALOUS lah. :D I dance jive livelier thatn YOU. :D Noobies.

All the teachers are getting fed up with Rachel's miniscule handwriting.

They're like RACHEL! I NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO READ YOUR WORK!

we could leave this town and run forever

Who says Alex Fong and Carol are the only ones with cool surname puns
I HAVE K.

Beautifoo!
Wonderfoo!
Fooperstarh!


Cool lah, cool lah.
Omg, lah. Min yee, you screwed Rachel's life up lah.
With JT(JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE) and shit.
HOW COULD YOU! :O
Freak Rachel out. Poor Rach.
Hahaha
JT = Justin Timberlake, John Tan, Jake Teo.
Wah nat so zun with the last one.
Haha. Lol Jake Teo! OMG.
ex tuition buddeh.
Wonder where he went.
HAHAHA. the story's really funny.

"He changed position, and I saw him in a different light...
He looked really ugly"

yeah lah. I vely shallow ;D
Sorry lah k.

Rachel Yee! Bao pei, if you carry on like this, finding fault with all our teachers, you're never going to enjoy learning.... ): Dont lah k. Be happy. Ni jiu bu hui you ge yu kuai de sheng huo.

CHRISTIE!
check out our Lit booklet page 53, Flowers for Algernon, line 10!
"This is Mr. Gordon, Thelma"

HAHAHAH!
And continue reading the further lines.
HAHA!
about her being like a dancer!
As compared to Christie's maid, Thelma.
"TSK, AIYA! Where's that CHRRRISSSTIE ah?"

Hahaha!(:

Flowers for Algernon.
That's a really interesting book.

Apparently it's gross. That's what i heard from rach
But there are some interesting bits

"Normal kids, grow up too soon, stop needing you... go off on their own... forget ho loved them and took care of them. But hese children need all you can give - all their lives "

Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes.


HAHAH! I saw Hot Swimming Guy's car when I was on the bus. haha.

GWN AND MEL GOT INVITED TO INVEST PLEASE):
su lynn too, but she didn't wanna go. Bet Gen totally wants to check hot guys out lah.

Know what's scary?
The answer to this question.
What is 1000 kilometeres long and can wrap itself around the world 30 times?
The answer :
The number of people that do not know Christ.

Anyway. jive. yeah. LOUISE GALLOPS WHEN SHE DANCES.
poor gwen. the female leading the 'male'.
I swear, that's how lesbianism is encouraged in our school.

GEN IS SO GLAM! RAR. can't stand her. Her laugh is so nice. her stoning face is damn funny. And her complexion (okay now 16 pimples, she counted, omg!) and aiya. She's just very charming. Her whatever major loser thing HAHAH! cannot do porrrrply. Do slow mo.
we could leave this town and run forever


=/

Okok, goodbye now.

Labels: jive, nine eleven, quizzes, violin

HIGH!


this is gonna be a damn long post. Because! people find my blog incredibly entertaining. And by the way, I think Nicole Lau and Valerie are BLIND. but thanks, my faithful readers. Wow. I am amazed that my blog is the first thing you read when you go on the internet.

You have no lives, you stalkers.

But guess what, the first thing I do is to update my blog.
HAHAH.

Ey but a shoutout to all you non-believers.

I'M NOT INVOLVED WITH ANYBODY.

Nuh uh, NADA.

I'm not involved with any tom,dick or harry, or any male who's name ranges from A-Z.
No numbers either, if that's possible.

HAHA ELEVEN!(lol, it's girl anyways[our china tour guide])

Maybe I should cut short my posts. And be all mysterious and stuff. And then you guys will be bored and just go away.

And adopt a mysterious persona so that you guys will all be like WHAT THE HELLL.


Yeah, maybe I should do that :D
but that's never going to work since I just announced my scheme to the world.

JUSTINA. I want that password to your blog and URL!
OR MAYBE I SHOULD PRIVATE THIS BLOG. muahahahah!
yes, i think i'll do that



pbbbth. YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU CLEAR HISTORY K.
yayyy! Had free period during art tday. Therefore, I have new declarations on friendster.

THANKS VAL AND NICOLE AND TIFF AND HUIYING.

i know you love me.

OOHHH. and Charmaine too.

EEEYY. There's a scary message outside 1/6 that says EYEs(IT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN EOYs) are in (gasp gasp) 16 days?!

ERGGGH. Cannot beee lahhh ):

Woahh, I swear, mum's new curtains are EXTREMELY HIDEOUS.. eeew eew.

I will be special and say EYEs, cuz it's much cooler than EOYs. That's not pronounceable.

Ogay, great. Gwen's back to normal. Apparently she was dao- so to speak, because she was tired.

Can't blame her. English was SUCH A KILLER BORE. haha, I like nat's made up address.

JALAN DURIAN. x)



Lagtime statements and comments since Monday:

GENEVIEVE CHIAMMM! HAHAH.
she's got a burnt nose from her tennis tournament where she doubled with Su Lynn.
They won matches. kewlll.
And Genevieve gained a souvenir from her new boyfriend Mr. Sun.
HE KISSED HER NOSE.
hurghhurgh.



And gen laughed at su lynn's new hair cut. Called it helmet hair. SO MEAN LAH GEN!
Oh speaking of hair, jane got her mushroom bangs back! :D

OH NOOO. If i cut my hair short and untie-able (it's long like a forest now, according to Natalie) then that's the response I will get from Chiam. Tsk):

"Fine! Make me feel insecure about my haird lah!"

Trying to make me go to rehab but I won't gooooooo goooooo gooooo.

:D

That was what me and Rachel were singing all through the day yesterday.
had to "humour" ourselves during english, know.

I think i'm going to fail that lit test today. Singing to the Dawn by MinFong Ho.
Carolyn's doing that book. Not fair. Gwen read it already. Bet she had more points. ):
About the daddy. And Rachel yee is some genius lah. She had 8 points?

Wth! ): I didn't put unreasonable,vulgar and PROBABLY uneducated.



I was like... apathetic(HAHA NEW WORD, sounds cheem, but it's not apt) err, and then i only had like what 3 points? And just kept repeating/rephrasing my points.

how clever.OMG. I JUST HEARD THAT MY BROTHER BECAME CLASS MONITOR.
(CLASS CAPTAIN)

howwwww?! HAHAHAH! omg lol. His class is gonna be fed to the dogs.
And to Alex Fong, yes he DID take up the horn. Very hard to believe ahhhhhhh.
YOU took up the trumpet k, rich boy. I don't want to imagine the state of your computer screen with all your puke k.
SPARE ME THE DETAILS.
:D

hurhurhur. I love laughing at lians. Their blogs are so nice,pink,frilly,twitty and did i mention that i absolutely love photos of their nice fake hair and gigantic noses plastered on the homepage? oh. how appealing, the in-apt english, and vulgarities. And the nice chinese words.

Yay. I love ah lians. Don't you?

@h L!@nzx @r3 +3H b0mBzxs!c@l!

that translates to be

Ah lians are teh bombzxsical.
Wow. I took like 5 minutes to type that. HAHAHA.
wH0o ! w!lL b3, d@+$ uP tUu mii3zx.

HAHAH! oh no. Sheryl Leong and Megan Foo may start reading my blog. Because the others kind of announced the content of my blog to them. And they find it interesting. And they wanna read it.

OOH. I'm going to post a really old video of my brother later. I think Carl(HA I MADE YOU A MAN BY TAKING THE VOWEL OUT OF YOUR NAME) will find it VERYVERYVERY funny. :D


Inspired by SAUSAGE. hahaha. eeyer. Nicholas Chen so antisocial now. ): He's not a kid any more. We are SO childish carl. too childish forrr the guy who bites straws. OMG GOOD TIMES. I WANT CAMP NOOOWWW. screw schoool, let's go for camp. DURIAN LOLLIPOPS. eeeheehee.

HAHAHA

CASSANDRA : NICOTO.

hawhawhaw. :D Yay. the post is so long. And i haven't even got to telling you bout lunch.
Went to lunch with Gwen and Chris and Kim Chew.

And we passed the bubble tea shop. and then Asherz and jus were like

"I SEE THE COUNCILLORS"
Then I was like I'M NOT A COUNCILLOORRR ))):
Gwen : THEY DON'T SEE YOU. and she pushes my face with her tiny hands.

Wow I swear. So many people I know are in council. I'm jealous. Tsk. Fungi knows Estelle. And er. AIYA. it's just strange. haha. And they all know Qian Ying. Chriz found out that she was lao shi's daughter today. And I thought she knew! because if i said so, then I would look like idiooot. But she didnt know, apparently. Because lao shi calls her claire all the time.

Haha. so what should I call her? k. I caller(call her) Qian Ying. :D Cuz. yknow. everyone does.


Ok. So anyway. Had lunch with them. And they were all speaking council. I felt so left out k! ): Kim Chew has a nice deep voice. I like. HAHA! RAHHHHH.

OH! and then we saw Fungi and Charmaine and Minneh at the coffee shop. And they started speaking council. So I dont know how i got involved in the conversation. But um. there's council investiture on friday. And apparently, IJ invited other schools to come to the investiture, apparently to watch councillors get invested. HAHA sounds like infested.




HAHA SO ANYWAY. every councillor has to host one school.

CHRIZ GOT ST GABE'S HAHAHAH TOUGH LUCK BABEH.

Gwen got STC... Cool right, i know teachers there but not students. Okay, not really teachers.



HAHA

FANG YING THE BEST LAHH!

SHE GOT ACS I! HAHAHAHHAHA!

CHRIS AND ROFLed! when we heard!

Chriz : EH IS MY BOYFRIEND THE FLOWER GOING?!


haha i dont know, really. I'll ask the Fongstar. ALEX FONG.

how could you drop out of camp huh!

tsktsk. So um. yeah. ACS PREFECTS. HAHA GOOD LUCK FUNGI.

Gwen : Ey, scully you get the math trail people.

Me : NO LAH. THAT ONE IS BARKER.

oh speaking of BR. HAHA I know Joel lee is a prefect to be. :D

is BR going? HAHA i doubt it.


Gwen : Is Shawn blind?


oh I asked Alex. NO, STEVE IS NOT GOING. because he's not a prefect.

Sorry Christie :D Can't do anything abourrit. HAHA.

FONGSTAR,FONGEVA,FONGALICIOUS,FONGOROUS.

omg. retuded. HAHAHAHAH.



Ummm. then dunno what lah. Then stewpid christie has a need to list all the ACSians I know(NOTHINGGG GOING ON K YOU ARSES.)


um. Then a whole lot of names came out. Then all the rest of the clueless people, Fungi, Charmaine... YEAH OH AND SHE SAID THOSE NAMES IN FRONT OF MIN YEE
MIN YEE

AND THEN MINNEH IS EXCITED WHEN SHE HEARS MALE NAMES

so she was like "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! CAITLIN GOT BOYFRIENNND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Because Chris said "boyfriends" (LIKE REAL LAH) and WTH PLEASE

caused an uproar and big scene in the coffee shop. and then wahlao. I could have listed all of chris boyfriends, but you know, min yee was still shrieking at me. And cuz i'm so nice as not to embarass chris, although she embarasses me. I don't like talking about this topic outside of school, in unifrom. Cause passers by to stare at you with disapproval. ): And in the end you get the glares, even if Chris is the one talking. But whenever I loudmouth, I always get the glares ANYWAY.

THINK OF ME IS ADDICTIVE, OMG. Oh Rachie knows it. :D DAVID ARCH'S VOICE IS AWESOME.

this is still ranting by the way. I think the word impeccable resembles the word alpecca a lot. :D

Althought the difference in meaning is ALOT. :D I have a feeling i dreamt of alpeccas today (by the way, this is being edited on the 11th of September, currently, so when i say today, i mean last night, which is the day this post was written on)

There was a nice breeze in school today. And in my house now.


Oh and I'm going to start replying tags via posts.


Because my tagboard has no memory space, and I wanna keep my old messages.


And I'll also be posting about interesting tags via posts.


In case I lose them in future.

So here's the first k.
The most interesting tags on my tagboard...

Rachel: hello, i'm zach's friend. link me okay? i have cookies. x)

heh heh, Rachel Yap! When we first met. Dated 13 July.





Chriz: ROSITANNNN :D Hehe :B Pony rocks la, got starrrr!


Right right sure.

alex: yeah... i'm a multi-pronged guy. wait. that didn't sound right
-
alex: that's master of all trades to you. actually i'd like to think of myself as a humanitarian.

Augh. No comments. it's just interesting. he reminds me alot of Erin. The sacarsm bit, without breaking out into laughter. The ability to keep a straight face even if something is as funny as hell. Natural Comedians.

liana: bassoon liana here lolol I GET YOUR URL OMG (: hahahaha.

BASSOON LIANA! HAHAH! ee, still in search for her URL.

joel: yeah.so stupid one.mine kept deflating.and i didnt even know how to make a float at all O.O


Joel Lee will never survive a survivor test.

JoyChia: OI OI OI. it was an accident oaky. i typed nataalie's name wrongly because i was tying EXTRA fast. eyer. my pencils won't be pens. ;D

Look at the amount of her spellos(NEW WORD YA'LL)!

Chris: KARANG GUNI ONE PLEASE CALL KARANG GUNI TWOOOO (:

Jane and Chriz! HAHA. KARANG GOONEY COMPANY. lao shi is lao ban

Erin: If I were African-American, and coincidentally delivered mail, I would sue you. But then again, I'm not. And I won't tell people the URL, I'll them things inside. ...I'm kidding.

I'm not racist, you one of a kind.

charmaine: caitlin you should grow all three- moustache, beards and side burns. And banggggss

ORH HOR! I KNOW WHICH COMPUTER YOU'RE USING TO TYPE THIS!


you clear history ah.

cait the great: yo, wah lao so hard to find your stupid tagboard la. hmph. sigh. you've got suh an interesting parter who talks about milk :D

you ain't no cait the great, LOUISE. yes, rachel is obsessed with dairy.

Hui Ying =DDD : *sobs* you bullied me in AEP. DDD:


You must have your fair share of drawing naked porn figures lah k! you draw too beeg anyway, take up the whole paper.


Erin: ZOMG, CAITLIN!!! YOU THINK MAO ZE DONG HAS NICE HAIR TOO??!? HIS TWO BALLS OF HAIR, IS LIKE, THE FUNKAE!!!!!!

How cool is Erin. MAO'S HAIR IS THE BOMBSICAL. yay (:


Orh. Ok. that was kind of the highlights PLUS the replies. Hahaha (:


Okay, Justina Sun Shu Qing and Lisa Yi-Wen Koh inspired me to do that. because Cbox is LOUSY! only lets you keep 100 messages. After that, zip. Oh and I credited you k Jus, not like that LIAN! who ripped your skin and pissed you off. :D love ya.



And what if some idiot like mel or chris or joel lee comes and gives you major spammage? Then you'll lose all the interesting tags like the ones above.


:D
OK, got the picture?

Chriz! I think you are by far the only person whom I can maintain a Longdistance time-no-see relation ship with. YAYY!(: We are closest of THE closest.

YES YOUR WIFE OWNS THE OTHER CONCUBINES.
muahaha. heard that world?
Christie yeo loves her wife most.
More than her gerfren, life partner, llama wife and honey.
YES. Hermione Granger-Weasely PWNAGE
:D
Oh and on the way home!

Yes. Mihoko had vely vely interesting things to tell me.
Secrets to die for I tell you. :X but I promised to zip. uh huh.
Sat with her on the bus home. Again. Wah. she got lots of free time lahh.

:Ohyeah, who wants a change of skin?


I'm not really looking for a theme, and i'm too lazy to go look one by one.
Cuz my computer got reinstalled, and i lost all my bookmarks.
So any cool skin recommendations?


Prefably one with a cool picture, like the current one.


This skin is nice. But old. HAHA. Yeah. I'm waiting to hear from ya.
HAPPY BELATED 19TH COL!


yes, cousin. You bomb! You're STILL of age!

So don't go drinking out too late, and NEVER smoke, cuz...

It's not good for your physical training, and sailing and stuff.



Yeah. So happy 19th!(:

Yesyes. Looking forward to seeing you sunday.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WHOLE CAKE.



Yes. Por Por was like AHAH! CINDERELLA!

when i walked into her house.

Why?

because she was like : Your evil brother lah! make you starve. Like Cinderella! yesterday at home... How bad, treat you like evil stepsister.



HAHA PORPOR IS SO CUTE. and when we were going, she was like CAIT! YOU LEFT ONE SLIPPER BEHIND. hahaha! -.-

AHHH. Primary school has PSLE listening on friday! No school for the punies.

RAR. we should make more noise, then they scold, then next year give us holiday.

YEAHH. Samantha Wong! best of luck. Open your ears bigbig. tomorrow go and DIG your ears. :D shave all the hair surrounding your ears off.

Then I guarantee you won't be a loser like nicole lau yi xuan.
Okok, that's about right, nuff said.

Goodbye numnuts.

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Thanks to my genius brother who always has an urge to play at Timmy's house until so late when my mum is out, i'm dinner-less. And it's 9.20. And i'm dinnerless. That's fatal.

Abada. RAWR. today was quite... dull. Mrs Wong is very funny though! HAHAH. We had 3 periods with her because Mrs Aelx didn't come ): So we didn't have a cool PW period. We had math and english instead. =/

NATALIE SEAH JIA WEN, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO MAO IS

It's MAO! Mao! MAOOOOO. You know, the guy with VERY nice hair.

AEP WAS RETARDED THOUGH.
"LET ME HUMOUR MY SELF"
check out alllll my loooovve letters and words of praise on my friendster comment box.

THANKS TO WHO! TIFF AND HUI YING. zomg, they like totally luhhhvvveee me kaaaayyy.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!(:

Caitlin is hungry. I think i just might devour this lovely piece of paper in front of me.

-Great, brother's back-


Anyway. Art was retarded lah, and POP ART HAHAHA!
:Oh as I've said, i'm going to type things randomly in no chronology. Sorry please bear with me. I'm going to type as a recall.

HAHA. WHEE. i've got drama with Jeanette tomorrow. :D yeah it's progressing, although i dunno how i'm gonna do my hair.

SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO'S LETTERS I'VE NOT REPLIED. wow, i swear you guys gonna make my hands break. I've not replied you guys for months. Sowee. Now whatever happened to the toot book? gmskkk ay. Haha Chris, I owe your letter since you were learning about traders who loved elephan tusks in history. Mel... Sorrry. I can't even remember which letter was the latest. Gwen, er. HAHAHAHA. Minnie, thanks :D UM. I'M REALLY SORRY K. ahaha. EEER, Noot my fault! I can't fold paper nicenice like you bo liao-ers.

WAH! that justina sun has A MILLION blogs.
SHE was doing bad stuff during AEP.
While Hui Ying, Tiff, Asherz and i were being good girls and drawing naked porn figures,
JUSTINA SUN. was having a phone conversation with that Andrew fella from Wardens.

HAHAHAH! Sorry for interrogating the conversation.
IT WAS BLOOOODY RETARDED!
during lunch, jus was being SOOOPER antisocial.

The following conv -

Maxene : JUSTINA WILL YOU GET OFF THE PHONE SO WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR SILENT CONVERSATION.

Kaela (to Andrew) : HI CAN YOU STOP TALKING TO JUSTINA SO SHE CAN COME TALK TO USSSS.

Me : HI. I'M CAITLIN AND I'M JUSTINA'S BEST FRIEND.

and they hung up because we were annoying. :D


And then ERRRR. HAHAH WENT BACK TO CRASS. Danielle! Woohoo! Zing lemons!
"When life gave us Zing Lemons, we made lemonade!"
amaZING lemons. WOOHOOO.


randommoo. i think Too Cool is such a bimbo song. Gosh. So sparkly. tsk.

I'm being random on friendster And asking people to grow moustaches (Cass), sideburns(Leenutt) and beards(Charmaine)

HAWHAW. watch out.

Anyway, then after/during art, Jus called andrew again. And then, I was like... HI YOU KNOW JUSTINA WATCHES PORN. and then she went to explain to him how i'm high, and retarded, and that we had to draw neekid people.

AND THEN! i was like, hi, you're sec one right? that's cool. Cuz i'm sec one too. And that makes it cool. Am i older than you? that would be cool. Cuz i'm older than someone I dont know. Sarah in the background was like PORN PORN PORN PORN. nad i changed it to HORN HORN HORN HORN. and then CORN CORN CORN and then POPCORN POPCORN POPCORN.

hoohoo(: And you don't even want to know the details of what ash said to andrew.

HAHA! Cuz she snatched the phone from jus, and then talked to hte dude
"YOU KNOW ALL JUSTINA TALKS ABOUT EVERYDAY IS YOU"
and then Andrew told Justina that Ash sounded like a guy.
then ash was all YOU SOUND LIKE GERRR.

And we went back to the mac lab. And then it was like ashley and andrew arguing about each others' gender. Then they were like EEYER SO GAY. then Ash shouted YOU ARE SUCH A HOMOSEXUAL GAY BISEXUAL...

and turned around to find Miss Low there. IT WAS DAMN FUNNY! and we laughed stitches.

Tiff is reaaallly blur! And her reactions are sooper funneh! Her hair looong. you can put it under her pits. Which was what i did. And kinda tugged at it. HAHA! I was like soooooper high in the car, and my mum called me a moron. THANKS MUM.

A Very Long Ago Phone Post about the Olympics

Heehee, during the closing ceremony, mum was wondering out loud about where the performers are held in the stadium. Cuz it's like over hundreds and hundreds. so her english got twisted, and her sentence came out as :
I still don't get it... Where do they... They keep all the performers under where?

HAHAHA! (Underwear!)
But seriously luh, the closing ceremony was EPIC. :D Led Zepplin!
And when all the athletes come out?
Just simple honour and glory guys.
Good old traditional honour and glory.

And Colin must be right, that has GOT to be the most extravagant feeling ever.
Coming out with your peers, wearing your achievements on your chests,
the overwhelming atmosphere, the support, the live telecasts, the performers.

Surreal.

And i near cried during the Olympic video montage.
And I really heartheartheart the John Williams song they played for the montage.

I'm really gonna miss it.
FOUR YEARS?):

The Chinese really put up a good show la.I don't think the Brits can compare...

Everyone's a winner inside.

it's called honour and glory.

Oh and I nearly cried at church when "Thank You" was playing.

HAHA. Kaela eats chicken rice really slow. EH JUST CUZ YOU NEH GO WITH ONEONERS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A LONER. its great having lunch with AEPeers.
OKAYYY.

PWN PWN PWN.

rarr. I've got an unseen prose Lit test tomorrow.
Screw, kthxbye.
Cait

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