WHASSUP :D haha today was the bomb! again :D haha. so much to post about!
Ooookay, i tell you everytinnnk.
HHF!
Jocel : Smiley, smiley, something, something, monkey monkey.
AHAHAHAHA.
FERRIS WHEEL!
wow i swear i was damn pissed at shimona loke.
Gosh. ONEONE'S ON DRUGS! (: hahah ironically we recieved the "I am free of Drugs" souvenir thing from school. WE WENT MAD IN CLASS AFTER RECESS! I was bickering with Cait Choo again. about what? I think gwen and i were teasing her about her bra. HAHAHA. we're like. BABY. we can see your bra from under your translucent PE shirt. And jane was like TURN AROUND TURN AROUND. So Cait Choo goes : WHAAAAT? and then Janey was like... WHY YOUR BRA HOOK SO LOW. HAHAHAHAHA.
And then we went back to class. and found our dear scriptwriters, heaven knows what they were doing! And they were fooling around with those ultra ultra thick rimmed nerd specs. :D HAHAHAH. what happened! i forgot what we were talking about. HAHAHA MINNIE'S ON DRUGS TOO! reminisce : When I was young, my dad hid ecstasy in the milk formula and my mum didn't know. So when she fed me milk, i became high. I MADE UP THAT INTERESTING STORY :D
loleers. Okay what?
SCIENCE! :D omg lol la!
and thennn. Gwen sat on Ginning. Then i was like... Who's the one who called me a les? hmm? GINNING'S THE LADIES' CHOICE LA! and then the fantabulous me again commented : GWEN LAID AN EGG CALLED GINNING. and then Mrs Tan came. HAHAHAHHA.
And Kaela and Vivian were discussing JAPANESE. [please] and then i was like I KNOW JAPANESE WORDDSSS! :D and then they were like Okay, Go.
So, the fantabulous me starts listing : SUSHI,TOYOTA,UNAGI DON,SASHIMI, ICHIBAN,SUZUKI, SUDOKU, TSUNAMI.
-pauses for effect-
Conclusion : I am so awesome.
HAHAHAHAHHA. anyway, I was singing in the science lab. TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND. She's the only one that makes me BADADADADAAAAA. And thennnn, Mrs Tan told us that we'd be studying the new topic Puberty. TSKK. aiyo. it's like repeating Primary 6. cringe cringe.
So we watched the vid. And had to gather around the screen to watch some stupid video on puberty. So i sat with gwen. And Rachyee and i were fighting over gwen's seat. Our three butts were like squishing onto one tiny tiny stool. HAHA. So then we were fighting over gwen's stool and i was like GWEN PICK ME I'M YOUR STEAD. HAHA. then Rach was like ...
And then Gwen did this creepy perv voice thing and was like "Now I have both of you!"
-Wiggles eyebrows-
Caitlin Foo sitting on Rachyee jumps up together with Rachel. going EEEEEWEWEEE. :D and I hit my hip. on the handle of the cupboard. BRAVO! yes. The puberty video was crap.
I'm glad i'm not in a co-ed school. if not all those stupid boys would be like. horny.
RIGHT KAELA?
HAHAHA. so yes i hit my hip.
Kaela in my diary[school one please, no dear diary] : kaela is pretty,hot and sexy. she will marry a jap guy. specs!
As far as i'm concerned, only the last part is true
She stole my spectacles which anabel rachyee and i were trying to reach.
and pick up from the floor.
HAHAHAHA.
here's something else random that happened on saturday.
Maxene : LA FWAA LA FWAA.
she and sheryl ah.
tsk.
Back to science. We had to form a survey on puberty! WTH la.
We just mucked about and wrote stupid stuff.
And then we found out, we actually had to summarise our results
and give this survey to people.
-.-
ONE OF OUR QUESTIONS WAS : Do you have crushes on the same gender? [eh it's normal okay...]
and then we were just talking about stupid lesbians.
AND THEN. Rachie said : Is it possible to have a crush on something non-living?
Kaela and I both at the same time : SCIENCE LAB LIGHT! i loooovve you! I'm crushing on you! You bring light into my life! :OO
Thanks for always being there for me and giving me the support
And Kaela said there actually was a message like that.
that's just gross.
So on the way back to class I was just going to everyone saying THANKS FOR BEING MY BRA!
braaaaa-dder. :D
[JS broke that record! the cultural dance thingum! hee hee, my brother did that indian thing for 35 minutes yo]
But before science and recess and after HHF was none other than chinese. Yeah my timelines suck But that's the way my thoughts process.
Whoa! i've been writing this post for 3 hours...
Procrastinator much.
Anyway.
CHINESE WAS THE BOMB! we learnt the lesson on THE LAMP POST.
wow wow.
ta men tai kua zhang le ba!):
And so lao shi made us highlight some phrases, telling us to do pairwork.
She told us to make a xiao gu shi with those sentences.
SOOOO. the awesome fantabuloud[s] JANE[sayang chicko]
was HIGH.
SOOOOOOO. we started brainstorming. and she was like
EHHH CAN WRITE ABOUT A MAID
nu yong! nu yong!
HAHAHA.
let me try changing the blogger language to chinese.
-
it doesn't work):
AAAAH
i think i found out that french horner's name
QIN YUE.
i theenk.
and now i need to find out that flute-ist's name.
the one from 3/9 that looks like Ming en.
HAHA.
Anyway, we were laughing, because we killed off the maid. :D
And then tian tian qu shi, yue yue qu shi, ta yong yuan bu hui hui lai.
HAHAHAHAHA. yes we killed off the maid. said she was sick [bing dao le]
and then about how much the family neglected her [ta wei wo men zhu fan, xi yi, ma di, dan cong lai mei you dui ta shuo yi sheng xie xie]
LOOKS SO CHIM RIGHT :D
okay after science was math):
i screwed graphs la. expect me to fail.
then after math was AWESOME FANTABULOUS EP
Where we learnt animation and the changing of shapes [motion and shape tweening and masking]
HAHA. so i was practicing my shape changing
so i did the splitting of cells.
but of course, nicole lau interpreted the circle and the dot as something else.
damn you nicole lau.
HAHAHA. the animation worked. and the cells split into two tiny circles and dots. then Cait choo was like... That's the size of your's man. And i was like, how you measure ah? and then We just started crapping, and Maribelle and Nicole Lau just burst. And Caitlin Choo was whining about her stupid stitch in her stomach. and gwen was so convinced, and i so hoped they were menstrual cramps. So then cait choo was trying to get past me to type Ctrl+Z to undo. And then, she elbowed me somewhere... and i was like PEDOPHILE! and then it just sort of spread to everyone.
Because I'm sensitive like that. And everyone just kept tapping my shoulder and i just shouted PEDOPHILE to everyone who did that. And then that was all the way to the hall where we went for assembly. [Anglong?] Idontknow. but it was rather enjoyable. Haha.
That's it end of school. Then my mum picked me up, And i found none other than justin and jared steve in the car.They think it's cool to spout vulgars. Justin is using his thing as an excuse again. He was like, it's not my fault, don't be angry. PLEASE JUSTIN. So i kinda yelled at him...
And he was like, You just don't understand okay?
My silent reply : Bro, it's not that i don't understand, it's the fact that you don't know HOW much I understand.
Rough. I exceeded 500 messages this month. AHEM. 696... And now I owe my mum $9.80
-By the way I changed my password, so tough luck Chris--EH WOW PRO MAN KRISTEL CHONG GOT 2ND AND _ _ _ FOR HER RYTHMIC GYM COMPETITION. according to her personal message. Would that be 1st or 3rd?-
Aye. stupid
AHAHA.
Currently : Playing with MSN emoticons. HAHAHAH. some of them are freaking lame. DELETE! and some of them are funny. :D
TRUST ME, I'M STRAIGHT.
moomoo!
shaboom shaboom
YA LALALALALA.
Combined, that's SHAMALLAMA.
I love Cassandra Sim-a-lim and Nicole Seahaha. Ya'll my bras no?
Here's for you darl.Labels: bra, chinese, crushes, drugs, HHF, japanese, ladies' choice, lesbian, recess, science the bomb, smileysmiley
