The fireworks yesterday...

Were literally a blaaaast

OMG(G!)

You can't see me(me!)

AHAWW. we were THAT high. (: yeah. Korea put up a good show last night.

We-lll, after tuition(I KNOW JORDAN, WHO'S STEVE?), Chriz hitched a ride to my house

Cuz we were all drenched from the annnnnoying rain.

And then, yeah, checked out my new room and stuff.

Changed into the tooooooo big BeiJing shirts. (I love them by the way)



EEEEHHEEE. And then went down to Barker to get Jawn.

The entertainment in the car : Justin being Miss Swan, and the Captain of the plane going to Thailaaaaannnd.



"Tan Ah beng, Tan Ah Quah, Tom,Dick(RICHARD!:O) and Harry, Thank you for you plaster"

Hoho. Lolll, dededededGO. Retarded ATM machine lahh. Ehehhh!

Eerrm, and then Christehh and I were discussing Ah Lians and Ah Bengs being Steads(HORSE) and my mum learnt a new word. Hahaha. So gross lah, the state of our cohort. There are people actually DOING stuff like that? eeeyeeerrrr, waiii liiidaaaaaat.


Then walked around(: wondered around. had dinnahhh,at the thai place, where DINNER was just FREAKING embarrassinnnnnnng. rawr. I love mums yes? They have a knack for embarassing you in front of everyone. Tsk. Ehhehh, the food was good, and there was this super gay guy sitting behind us, wearing PEEENK. Ew-eth. Um and thenzx, it was still raining, so anyway we walked in the drizzle. HAHAHA, the orange twins were so cute. Yeah, and we got to the floating platform.

And the person collecting our tickets was wearing some cool lightup braces thing. HAHA, her mouth was a raaaaaainnnbowww!(: Yup, and we got in, and saw the crazed gay guy contortionist feller. So obscene. APPARENTLY MELISSA WAS AT STARBUCKS. Sam Wong was SUPPOSED to come, and Kim Chew was there without our knowing. hahaha. The stupid balloon girls were so obscene please. Could see their bikini double tans.

And so ahliannn! MM.yeah, and then got to our places, and admired the night sky.
(♥) Aha, it would have been nice without the rain. But nevermind. Mum's colleagues were EVERYWHERE. Mmmm.

And the host was lame. HAHA. WHOOHAAA. I wanna knowwwwwwohhaohohohhhhhh, if you'll be my girl. That was at the point where Chris and I decided to take pity on him. And got our high-ness started. Put our IJ lungs to good use. And tried to liven it up.
Countdoowwnn. yeszx, and then the big show began. whoo!(: I'll post pictures when I get them... Eer, I must say. One can only stare in awe and gaze at magnificence when it stands before your very eyes.

(insert awesome cool photo here)

It was pretty good, i think the shooting star one was great. And the atmosphere over the
Singapore River. The reflections on the sky scrapers. Woah.
just Woah. And company was great! HAHAHA. Funny ttc!(: Justin Foooo. You are mad!
EEE, and Shawn started the the the making fun of my mum's friend's sister. TSK.

Because well, Cats in the Cradle(eweeweweewww) started singing croaking. And Chris and I decided to make it a whole lot better. And we started belting the lyrics to Stop and stare, Numb, We will rock you. Eheh, we PWN CITC! how on earth did they win battle of the bands! And they're like "Yeahhh, we're Singaporean"
Er, are we supposed to be proud of that? Ahawww, and then Shawn spotted my mum's friend's sister swaying to the music. And somehow found it hilarious.

Because she was holding an umbrella that didn't really help, because she couldn't exactly fit under it. Rar, and they were laughing. LIKE HELL. Justin was laughing to much that he sniggered in my ear when he attempted to pass the message on to me. And Chriz thought that the small girl on her lap was her stomach.

HAHAHAH! So bad. And justin filmed Shawn Koh's famous laughter(AHEM!) and apparently that was funny too. So we laughed even more.

THEY KILLED JENNY THEY KILLED JENNY. eh(: HAHA. and we got even HIGHER when we were walking back to the car. Chriz was showing me the random dance moves that she does in class, with her sound effects. Wonderful. And Mel said she watched fireworks from Starbucks. so we passed by to see if she was there.

And my dear brother needed the loo, so we walked around and around looking for it, and then ended up passing starbucks again. But I thought it was a DIFFERENT branch, so i was like, maybe Mel's here?

And Chriz was like : "IT'S THE SAME ONE! -.-"
ehehehhh(:

It was drizzling and stuff, so umbrellas were up, and we were observing how couples could fit under one umbrella while the big lady couldn't even fit under one. :O And so in the end, we walked to Fullerton Hotel for the toilet. Which I must say, is cool. And you know how Chriz and i absolutely lovvve to move ahlians. So we took one of those photos in the mirror. but the toilet was too high crass for it to be successful.

Again, justin decided to be high. So, he wanted to randomly stop in front of people and make them bang into him (THANKS MAXENE, YOU STARTED THIS). And so Chriz and I dared him to do it to one of those people outside the Esplanade. Therefore, we had to be his backup so called. And i was somehow talking to Justin, and in the end, I stopped. SOO, some random idiot bumped into ME and said "eh don't stop in the middle leh" HAHA, in this super ahlian voice. HAHAH. Plan backfired): Stupid Justin Foooo.

yup, so then we all went home, that's abourrit.

Quote(s) of that day?
Chris : I see nada belly dancers! Oh no, they're not belly dancers"
Christie anxiously awaiting the belly dancers from Catholic High (Joking, i misheard)
But it was that marching band from some other school. Tanjong Katong i think?
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She can't stand under my umbrella ella ella ehh ehhhhhhh.

OH! And we saw aunty daphne, with her two daughters and son. I've seen them long ago.
how cool, the older daughter was a teacher in ACS BR,
the younger daughted was a history teacher at IJ before,
and aunty daph's son was in ACSJ, one year jawn's senior.
How cool?

Jane : I know Jordan, who's Steve?
HAHAHA, jane commenting on Christie's flower.

Gosh, you people have got to stop horsing around.
Bray bray, hee haw,neigh neigh.
Megan yeo? c'mon...

I'll edit this some more

Lisa's gonna Beijing!))):
Omg, the Ukraine group rythmic gym routine was ultimate ownage lahhh. x(

I shall quote one of Erin's AWESOME SHIT personal messages, OMG, funny ttc.

"We shall innocently put lead in our teachers' day cookies, and tell her we bought them in China"

OMG LOLLLL PLEASE.

Ey, I have the same number of friends as Shawn now.
On friendstarrr. Yes I officially pwn him

yay, SophistiCAITed is the name of Natalie's favourite Newspaper.
80 cents please.
5 cents only?
FINE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BANANA.
Mary Tan became Hary Tan. Your aunt agony blind lah!
Eh no, i don't think so, it's just your handwriting.
Yippeee. I can't wait for firework photos.

(edits will come. eventually)

Make it yesterday once more.
Caitlinnnnnn

"Pain is temporary, glory is forever"
The mindset that olympians have.

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