Heyas. Well today was retarded. Started out with Chinese in the morning. Mm, I was zombie-ing. MMMMMM. I did not comprehend a thing

Well, then GEOG. was okay. RELEASING WIND HAHAHA! from higher air pressure(area) to a low air pressure(area) HAHA. Your butt hotter. :D

HAHAHHA. anyway, then we now have a new goeg assignment. (GWENDOLYN SEAH, I'M SO NOT TASK-ORIENTATED, PLEASE) WE IS A TEMPERATE CONIFEROUS FOREST. yay. Hui Ying's modelling. Rachyee was categorised as "LALALA" HAHA KAELA IS A POOT. And I will Pant at her. (NAT WTH!) Ummmm, anyway. yeah. So we have a "Climate beauty Pageant"

Mrs Tan : Okay, so you need yor music, Like when I announce Miss Tropical Rainforest, please come out.

Heeeh. And rachel, being the talkative one, DID NOT CONTRIBUTE AT ALLLLL. So i was like RACH! YOU. MUST. CONTRIBUTE. and she thought i was angry with her. So she pretended to dao me. And she went : EH I'M GONNA DAO YOU FOR TEN MINUTES.

Rach pauses.
"Why are you dao-ing me Rachel"
"Because you scolded me. EHH WHAT THE HELL! I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

She attempted like 5 times to dao me. ALL UNSUCCESFUL. haha.
Oh shooot, this was supposed to be posted on alien-ation.
Eh cool man. they told me that my blog is the most often visited on in OneOne.
I'm so honoured. CUZ I COOL RIGHT. Anyway. I HAD RECESS.

and i was being stone right? So I wanted to drink something that had caffeine. SINCE I needed it to get me through the day. So,Caitlin Choo(I WAS RIGHT! THAT PENCIL CASE AT THE COUNTER SINCE YESTERDAY WAS HER'S!) was at the drink stall with me. And I was like, what drink has caffeine? And she's such a dumbo, she was like IDK. so i established that milo has caffeine? And kickapoo too. So heck, I didn't know what to do, and i had no small change, so i just bought both. And drank both reaaaal quick. Great, milo does not have that high an amount of caffeine. And kickapoo made itself caffeine free. So what? IT'S JUST PLAIN OLD SIMPLE SUGARS.

Yay so what? SUGAR RUSH RUSH RUSH. HYPER HYPER. ;OOO! i could NOT stop shaking my legs. And i was practically shrieking at people in the hallway about random stuff. It was just funny! HAHAHA. and i loved it. HAHA. HANGOVER. maybe next I should just dream of the future(Maybe 2025? Where Heather Fong awaits, and when Fongstar becomes famous) YEAH SO I WAS PRACTICALLY HIGH FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!

Literature : MISS TAN DIDN'T WEAR BLACK! went to watch the recording of the Lit drama comp. I THOUGHT WE DID QUITE WELL WHAT! (it started out with me saying : And this is OneOne's reanactment of After you my Dear Alphonse, and there was something wrong with the control, so it just keep replaying me. Cuz the computer loves me)

HAHA. MELISSA WAS DON. FOR 1/3 annnd! Fungi, who was recording, was commenting about Shermin "How come the teacher wears shorts!" Can hear la! So funneh. HEH. and then CME! Remember the Titans(heartheartheart) Eeh, got cut short lah ): IDC SOMEONE OWES ME REMEMBER THE TITANS. (I volunteer Evin Chua, stupid noob)

AND THENN. yeah , cme. Dramamamamamamaa. I WAS HIGH! I MANAGED TO MEMORISE MY LINES. whoohoo!(: GINA GINA GINA. :D GOOD! I'M SURE OUR DEAERST DARLING GOT AN A RIGHT? hahaha. Jeanette was less scared of me (I theenk) because i was ABSOLUTELY HIGH. I should be like that more often. Then drama will be productive. Cuz I make Jeanette laugh. And Shimona saw me,kaela and natalie do the thriller dance, and she and ZY were mocking me!): damn.

RAWRRRRRRR. hahahaha. OH break (HE THINKS HE'S A GANGSTTAAAA fuego fuego[isn't that like a bubble tea topping?]) Um, after dramamama, was HISTORY. o.O
Caitlin Choo has some THING for origami, retuded, it was for art, be she was so absorbed in it. it didn't look normal. HISTORY. er. HAHA SPENT THE WHOLE TIME LIKE SORTING OUT FLAG DAY FORMS.

hahahaha got so many typos lah. YAY LET'S GO FOR THE DOWN SYNDROME ASSOCIATION FAG DAY AND PARADE AROUND IN OUR PINAFOLDS HAHAHA.
yipeedoodle. ANYONE I SEE AT TP TOMORROW AH! I COME AND CHASE YOU FOR MONEY. i'm a PRO loanshark(Class comm experience lorzx)

HAHA, i wanna sell all my flags, then i don't needa go stand in the hot sun for 4.5 hours. I will sell all my flags before times up. And then can return. And if she asks Why are you back so early? I WILL SAY! I SOLD ALL MY FLAGS. (eh it's faggot day, i need christie's smile if you're gay shirt) aha. 0.0!

and then after that music. HAHA. LAUGHTER IS CONTAGIOUS, AND IS ADVANTAGIOUS, YA-HA-HA-HA-HA. YEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE.YO-HO-HO-HO-HO(a pirate's life for me). YOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. xD Yay.
Reminds me of "Now, boys let's do puppy breathing, 1, 2,3, PUPPIES BREATH!"
HAHA OMG SO GAY.

yeah. then after that was our Fag day breathing. Talking about integrity. HAHA. xD okay. yeah THEN! WENT FOR LUNCH. and loser monk cum boy cum donkey had guides. So gwen and I just went. And ate. Um, noodles. haha gwen was complaining about how michelle got extra fishballs and she didn't. HAHAHAHA.

And then sat down. and kaela and anabel joined us. haha, the kway tiao people, and the yellow noodle people, the badminton people and the dancers. DAMN COOL LAH SEATING ARRANGEMENT. Right, okay. (: HAHAHAHA. yeah and then BACK TO CLASS. where we just sat there talking ALOT alot ALOT alot ALOT. about seriously MAD SICK HORNY STUFF. stupid rachyee and nat. RAGING HORMONES. I'm scared of nat when she daos.

I was still high from kickapoo(i still am) and then what? i can't remember the exact conversation. but here are EXTRACTS. here come lotsa lotsa quotes.

Anabel : DON'T KISS ME YOU'RE NOT MY CUP OF TEA!
Rachel : PINNOCHIO! (Caitlin is ugly (insert intensive nose[not hair] growth here)
Natalie : I'm pregnant with a netballlll!
Gwen: NOSEPICKING! AHAH SYMPTOMS OF A NOSEBLEED: When blood flows out of your nostrils
Rach : I will kill your adam's apple!
Nat : EH WHAT IF YOUR MENSAS FLOW GOES BACKWARDS
Rach : It will go through your boobs, then dunneeeed to wear pad. HAHAHA. SQUEEZE
(insert disgusted face here)

Yes, so all that was happening while we were waiting to be called to the science lab for our performance assessment. I drew lots and got grouped with Violet,Maribelle and Nicole Seah. And after making a boat destined to sink(NINE WEIGHTS. NINE), I had to go to meet the photographer(who speaks great english by the way) with my mum. For the stupid photoshoot for the corporate video. About the mother-daughter thing. And yeah, everyone from my class coming down from the science lab saw. Joy... Spazzing poses lahhh. Then maxene?
"Aunty? Why are you here! Do you work in the school? Why are you taking photos? What's this for? I don't geddit!"

I don't know, I break under pressure okay...
Where else to take photos with your mum but in the parade square huh? In front of friends and people you freaking don't know. Not to mention teachers? (Sounds like thursday's dance, woohoo, two days of embarassing exposure IN THE SAME PLACE) Yeah, so my smile was damn fake and FORCED, and my cheeks were like shaking and quivering. Painfool lah. Seriously, it was so bad that the photographer even said "You have to cut the tension with a knife'
yeah, so yeah... All my friends just went off, passing me and staring(ah thanks)

Um, then after that, got a call that the Beijing band tshirts were ready for printing, went to paya lebar. Urm, Let's just say I totally abhor industrial parks with those ulu buildings that look like a parallel univers. Rarrrr. Yeah, tshirts were OVERSIZED. M = L. I could wear XS! But i ordered an M. :O Kenneth will be swimming in his tshirt. Eeeeer, and those guys were like burning joss sticks, ick. The smelll! ): Then, on the way back home in the car. The redlight was on, and then I saw none other than Lynette. Not nut. the Sec 3/2 one who plays the horn(Not Qin Yue either) Haha. The creator of the HOBAS. xD

Amazing. She was in P6 Rose, when I was in P4 Rose. We were in cheerleading together(HOHO) and I didn't know! Ehehh, and THEN i saw her in BeiJing... :OOO and meet her on friendster. HAHAHA, and then I see her at Aljunied.(wait that looks wronnnngg) EEER, and she recognises me cuz of my HAIR. woweth.

I liked maxene's story about living in the green tea bottle and then migrating to jasmine. Plus meeting natalie,nicole seah and anabel, who are quite weird. hehh. WAKAKA. Cait Choo wants AIDS.

CaitChoo : My hearing is like 2q6casijrhilweierr18764836432 rahhrsxzx
Chris : I think you need hearing aids.
CaitChoo : I have AIDS? (:O point taken about the hearing thing,btw)
CaitFoo : EEE. someone na ge na ge with baby! (The person would rather DIE)
Cait Choo wants AIDS.

My prayers go out to Sam Low, who's been infected with HFMD.
Sam Low, get better soon, don't sniff glue. Not good. Oneone'll keep you in your prayers.

Forge a friendship no where as strong as this.

Ccccaaaaaaaiiiiiitttttttllllllliiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn

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