Grnhzx, we are sick of answering you people online.

We are not together, we are not dating, we do not likelike each other.
I do not have feelings for him.
He is just a good friend.

So you guys, STFU. Grah, it's annoying okay. Once or twice in the beginning, I can tolerate.

But not continously. Do I look like I'm kidding? Huh.

Gosh, I just KNOW the dude alright?
I don't support having a boyfriend at this age.
I'm restricted til i'm 17, damn it.
I am scandal monger free, until i'm SEVENTEEN.
got that?

Wow, this is crazy. And hell, this post isn't going to do me any justice.
It's the people that DON'T read my blog that think so.
And I don't need anymore people reading this blog.
And the people who DO read this blog, they're gonna start asking who/what the hell i'm talking about.

Shit. Okay, DON'T ask. I warn you first. Just drop it, it's a hot topic i'm not comfortable with.

Grr, okay? Get the picture? i'm NOT involved with anyone. Is that so difficult for you to believe?

Blurgh. You idiots drive me nuts. My blog used to be this dead thing, yknow, and people got tired and bored of reading it. And one day, i decided I want to record my life in detail. So now, EVERYONE starts reading it. I'm not used to it. ): And i'm not used to people actually coming up to me to ask me stuff that I don't recall telling them. And it's just freaky the answer to the question "How'd you know" is always "Your blog"

Gosh. And I don't want to be scarce here in detail, because, as I said, I want to record my life. I just didn't know you guys read it. Judging by my tagboard eh.

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OH, today was madness. I was trying to catch up with my homework. And I went for tuition, with my brother. Groan, he is such a pain. Poor Lao shi. ): He took 45 minutes to write 4 sentences of zuo wen.

FOURTY FIVE

And his other annoying friends did no justice either. They're all the same! =/
On the brighter side, Su Lynn's mum made jelly :D Su Lynn bakes, did you know that?
Gosh, that will be weird, when school starts SOMEBODY's going to ask Su Lynn
"You bake?" and then she'll be like "How do you know?"
And then the reply will be what? "Caitlin's blog"

Augh.You people watch out, i'm going to private it soon if you don't watch out. Keep the comments to yourself lah. Or at most ask about it online. Don't announce it to the world or whatever. It's kinda personal. And because i blog about everything, you've got to know i've got friends outside of school. And I don't always want school life to tie in with everything.

Got it? yup, so anyway, i'm going to post about cousins' CRAZY antics just now. HAHAHAH. (:

Gosh, I forgot how MAD cuz is. I'm talking Edward now. hehhhh, I had a good time watching Jie trying to wake him up for dinner. he was just sitting in Gong Gong's arm chair sleeping. And then Jie was all "Chong! Wak up lah, Dinner!" and he just continued sitting there, and they started hitting each other with chair cushions. HAWHAW. And Jie has this new naggy accent. It's funny. Their sibling wars have always been a must watch. Although years ago i used to be scared, because Ed used to hit really hard.

And then Jie was like "EEEE, YOU'RE DROOLING!" then Ed just grinned and slapped his own face, I wonder why. GASP. Edward Ang Rui Long. HAHAH. My mum calls him Longest. :O :O! I remember that time when we were in HOLLAND. and he went MAD. before bath time, gosh, he was what, 7? I was 5 i think. And then he put grandma's UNUSED, disposable underwear on his head, and pranced around going GANDHI GANDHI! hahahahh! Never forgettt. and the time he got drunk, and he was even DRINKING. there was wine in the high crass spaghetti, and he ate it all, and he started talking COCK. HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Oh anyway, thenhe finally gets to the dinner table right? And I just go sit down with them. I don't know why, but Por Por thinks he has a girlfriend. HAHAHAH! And somehow, she named her PEARL. Mum "How on EARTH did she device a Pearl?"

Ehehhh, snigger. You never knoooooooow. Anyway, mum was teasing him non stop about this Pearl. Talking about how Pearl would absolutely be charmed when Ed passes grade 6 piano.

This was the conv. (you notice RL doesn't say a word) but all dialogue is directed at him.
Jie : Hnnngh! You? Grade 6? Sure. You're only grade what? 4.
Mum : Don't I get any credit for my grade 8 in sec 1? (Sorry lah ma, our generation takes it a longer time)
Por Por : you right! You were the one who told me you wanted to take grade 5 and 6 before you even passed grade 4!
Mum : WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR PEARL IS IT.
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Mum :Longest! Eat your fish, I bet Pearl loves fish.
Me : No lah, Pearl loves oysters.
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Aiyo damn joke lah! HAHAHA, his silent antics are hilarious. I wish he SPOKE more. tsk, he can go be a mime. Cousinnn.

Oh, and while we were watching the US open, we were all discussing Nadel vs Fish. Jie said that Col said Fish should have a doubles partner called Chips. :D Ey, boys never grow up.

Chris will be happy, Fish and Chips. HAHA.
Ahwahh. Fish looks like a squashed muffin. And Nadel is OBSCENE in television. He keeps flicking his wedgie! maybe it's cuz he's constipated. No wonder he has this constipated grunt when he hits the ball. Kind of like a donkey, mixed with duck and elephant call?

EEEHHH! grandma is so cute. Her hearing is failing on her.
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Justin : Por Por, how much does a tuner cost?
Por Por : Hmm, the ones in the market, I would said about $10?
Justin : Hah? $10 tuners?
Por Por : Yeah, the ones in the market!
Family : Tuner!
Mum : Ok you go tell Mr Wong your grandmother said you can get $10 tuners from the market.
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Hoho. Mum learnt a new abbreviation today while texting Mr Wong (HER GOOD FRIEND hahahaha) : Np. Lol. Mum's a sucker for abbreviations.

Oh and mum: Ma, how? Have you got the old man's dinner yet?
Por Por : No lah, he wants to go and repair his phone at Mua(okay i'm note sure how to spell it, some suburb in ML? Gong Gong's fave escape during CNY)
Everything also go to that Mua.
Mum : That Mua?
Me : Mua sounds like the OTHER woman.
Mum bursts out laughing uncontrollably.
Por Por : I WISH. I wish he had that other woman.
Jie : Ma, then you'll be heart broken by now.
Mum : No lah, Mama will be doing her own things.
Por Por : Then I can get my own!
(Wah, Por Por scandallll!)
Me : EH! Then you can get your Mercedes porpor.
HAHAH!
Because Por Por thinks every nice car being driven by a young lady is a mistress, because she can't believe that they can afford such a car.

HAHA. Por por wants to have a mister. :D LOLL. Aiya fat hope la, Gong Gong's near senile, nobody wants to be his mistress.

Koo Koo Jenifer works for Merc though, changes her car every year. She's driving some cool one everytime. And she gets to use the boss's mobile every weekend. =/ Not fair. She gets free parking AND petrol. WTH. AND A MERC, for free. And they're usually hot.

tskk. Let's go work for Lotus or Lamborghini.

(I NEED A SYNONYM FOR "WAS LIKE" or "WAS ALL")
(I need a synonym for words in bold)
it's getting annoying.
Oh no, i'm annoying myself. That's not good.

Aite. I'm done here.

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