HIGH!


this is gonna be a damn long post. Because! people find my blog incredibly entertaining. And by the way, I think Nicole Lau and Valerie are BLIND. but thanks, my faithful readers. Wow. I am amazed that my blog is the first thing you read when you go on the internet.

You have no lives, you stalkers.

But guess what, the first thing I do is to update my blog.
HAHAH.

Ey but a shoutout to all you non-believers.

I'M NOT INVOLVED WITH ANYBODY.

Nuh uh, NADA.

I'm not involved with any tom,dick or harry, or any male who's name ranges from A-Z.
No numbers either, if that's possible.

HAHA ELEVEN!(lol, it's girl anyways[our china tour guide])

Maybe I should cut short my posts. And be all mysterious and stuff. And then you guys will be bored and just go away.

And adopt a mysterious persona so that you guys will all be like WHAT THE HELLL.


Yeah, maybe I should do that :D
but that's never going to work since I just announced my scheme to the world.

JUSTINA. I want that password to your blog and URL!
OR MAYBE I SHOULD PRIVATE THIS BLOG. muahahahah!
yes, i think i'll do that



pbbbth. YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU CLEAR HISTORY K.
yayyy! Had free period during art tday. Therefore, I have new declarations on friendster.

THANKS VAL AND NICOLE AND TIFF AND HUIYING.

i know you love me.

OOHHH. and Charmaine too.

EEEYY. There's a scary message outside 1/6 that says EYEs(IT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN EOYs) are in (gasp gasp) 16 days?!

ERGGGH. Cannot beee lahhh ):

Woahh, I swear, mum's new curtains are EXTREMELY HIDEOUS.. eeew eew.

I will be special and say EYEs, cuz it's much cooler than EOYs. That's not pronounceable.

Ogay, great. Gwen's back to normal. Apparently she was dao- so to speak, because she was tired.

Can't blame her. English was SUCH A KILLER BORE. haha, I like nat's made up address.

JALAN DURIAN. x)



Lagtime statements and comments since Monday:

GENEVIEVE CHIAMMM! HAHAH.
she's got a burnt nose from her tennis tournament where she doubled with Su Lynn.
They won matches. kewlll.
And Genevieve gained a souvenir from her new boyfriend Mr. Sun.
HE KISSED HER NOSE.
hurghhurgh.



And gen laughed at su lynn's new hair cut. Called it helmet hair. SO MEAN LAH GEN!
Oh speaking of hair, jane got her mushroom bangs back! :D

OH NOOO. If i cut my hair short and untie-able (it's long like a forest now, according to Natalie) then that's the response I will get from Chiam. Tsk):

"Fine! Make me feel insecure about my haird lah!"

Trying to make me go to rehab but I won't gooooooo goooooo gooooo.

:D

That was what me and Rachel were singing all through the day yesterday.
had to "humour" ourselves during english, know.

I think i'm going to fail that lit test today. Singing to the Dawn by MinFong Ho.
Carolyn's doing that book. Not fair. Gwen read it already. Bet she had more points. ):
About the daddy. And Rachel yee is some genius lah. She had 8 points?

Wth! ): I didn't put unreasonable,vulgar and PROBABLY uneducated.



I was like... apathetic(HAHA NEW WORD, sounds cheem, but it's not apt) err, and then i only had like what 3 points? And just kept repeating/rephrasing my points.

how clever.OMG. I JUST HEARD THAT MY BROTHER BECAME CLASS MONITOR.
(CLASS CAPTAIN)

howwwww?! HAHAHAH! omg lol. His class is gonna be fed to the dogs.
And to Alex Fong, yes he DID take up the horn. Very hard to believe ahhhhhhh.
YOU took up the trumpet k, rich boy. I don't want to imagine the state of your computer screen with all your puke k.
SPARE ME THE DETAILS.
:D

hurhurhur. I love laughing at lians. Their blogs are so nice,pink,frilly,twitty and did i mention that i absolutely love photos of their nice fake hair and gigantic noses plastered on the homepage? oh. how appealing, the in-apt english, and vulgarities. And the nice chinese words.

Yay. I love ah lians. Don't you?

@h L!@nzx @r3 +3H b0mBzxs!c@l!

that translates to be

Ah lians are teh bombzxsical.
Wow. I took like 5 minutes to type that. HAHAHA.
wH0o ! w!lL b3, d@+$ uP tUu mii3zx.

HAHAH! oh no. Sheryl Leong and Megan Foo may start reading my blog. Because the others kind of announced the content of my blog to them. And they find it interesting. And they wanna read it.

OOH. I'm going to post a really old video of my brother later. I think Carl(HA I MADE YOU A MAN BY TAKING THE VOWEL OUT OF YOUR NAME) will find it VERYVERYVERY funny. :D


Inspired by SAUSAGE. hahaha. eeyer. Nicholas Chen so antisocial now. ): He's not a kid any more. We are SO childish carl. too childish forrr the guy who bites straws. OMG GOOD TIMES. I WANT CAMP NOOOWWW. screw schoool, let's go for camp. DURIAN LOLLIPOPS. eeeheehee.

HAHAHA

CASSANDRA : NICOTO.

hawhawhaw. :D Yay. the post is so long. And i haven't even got to telling you bout lunch.
Went to lunch with Gwen and Chris and Kim Chew.

And we passed the bubble tea shop. and then Asherz and jus were like

"I SEE THE COUNCILLORS"
Then I was like I'M NOT A COUNCILLOORRR ))):
Gwen : THEY DON'T SEE YOU. and she pushes my face with her tiny hands.

Wow I swear. So many people I know are in council. I'm jealous. Tsk. Fungi knows Estelle. And er. AIYA. it's just strange. haha. And they all know Qian Ying. Chriz found out that she was lao shi's daughter today. And I thought she knew! because if i said so, then I would look like idiooot. But she didnt know, apparently. Because lao shi calls her claire all the time.

Haha. so what should I call her? k. I caller(call her) Qian Ying. :D Cuz. yknow. everyone does.


Ok. So anyway. Had lunch with them. And they were all speaking council. I felt so left out k! ): Kim Chew has a nice deep voice. I like. HAHA! RAHHHHH.

OH! and then we saw Fungi and Charmaine and Minneh at the coffee shop. And they started speaking council. So I dont know how i got involved in the conversation. But um. there's council investiture on friday. And apparently, IJ invited other schools to come to the investiture, apparently to watch councillors get invested. HAHA sounds like infested.




HAHA SO ANYWAY. every councillor has to host one school.

CHRIZ GOT ST GABE'S HAHAHAH TOUGH LUCK BABEH.

Gwen got STC... Cool right, i know teachers there but not students. Okay, not really teachers.



HAHA

FANG YING THE BEST LAHH!

SHE GOT ACS I! HAHAHAHHAHA!

CHRIS AND ROFLed! when we heard!

Chriz : EH IS MY BOYFRIEND THE FLOWER GOING?!


haha i dont know, really. I'll ask the Fongstar. ALEX FONG.

how could you drop out of camp huh!

tsktsk. So um. yeah. ACS PREFECTS. HAHA GOOD LUCK FUNGI.

Gwen : Ey, scully you get the math trail people.

Me : NO LAH. THAT ONE IS BARKER.

oh speaking of BR. HAHA I know Joel lee is a prefect to be. :D

is BR going? HAHA i doubt it.


Gwen : Is Shawn blind?


oh I asked Alex. NO, STEVE IS NOT GOING. because he's not a prefect.

Sorry Christie :D Can't do anything abourrit. HAHA.

FONGSTAR,FONGEVA,FONGALICIOUS,FONGOROUS.

omg. retuded. HAHAHAHAH.



Ummm. then dunno what lah. Then stewpid christie has a need to list all the ACSians I know(NOTHINGGG GOING ON K YOU ARSES.)


um. Then a whole lot of names came out. Then all the rest of the clueless people, Fungi, Charmaine... YEAH OH AND SHE SAID THOSE NAMES IN FRONT OF MIN YEE
MIN YEE

AND THEN MINNEH IS EXCITED WHEN SHE HEARS MALE NAMES

so she was like "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! CAITLIN GOT BOYFRIENNND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Because Chris said "boyfriends" (LIKE REAL LAH) and WTH PLEASE

caused an uproar and big scene in the coffee shop. and then wahlao. I could have listed all of chris boyfriends, but you know, min yee was still shrieking at me. And cuz i'm so nice as not to embarass chris, although she embarasses me. I don't like talking about this topic outside of school, in unifrom. Cause passers by to stare at you with disapproval. ): And in the end you get the glares, even if Chris is the one talking. But whenever I loudmouth, I always get the glares ANYWAY.

THINK OF ME IS ADDICTIVE, OMG. Oh Rachie knows it. :D DAVID ARCH'S VOICE IS AWESOME.

this is still ranting by the way. I think the word impeccable resembles the word alpecca a lot. :D

Althought the difference in meaning is ALOT. :D I have a feeling i dreamt of alpeccas today (by the way, this is being edited on the 11th of September, currently, so when i say today, i mean last night, which is the day this post was written on)

There was a nice breeze in school today. And in my house now.


Oh and I'm going to start replying tags via posts.


Because my tagboard has no memory space, and I wanna keep my old messages.


And I'll also be posting about interesting tags via posts.


In case I lose them in future.

So here's the first k.
The most interesting tags on my tagboard...

Rachel: hello, i'm zach's friend. link me okay? i have cookies. x)

heh heh, Rachel Yap! When we first met. Dated 13 July.





Chriz: ROSITANNNN :D Hehe :B Pony rocks la, got starrrr!


Right right sure.

alex: yeah... i'm a multi-pronged guy. wait. that didn't sound right
-
alex: that's master of all trades to you. actually i'd like to think of myself as a humanitarian.

Augh. No comments. it's just interesting. he reminds me alot of Erin. The sacarsm bit, without breaking out into laughter. The ability to keep a straight face even if something is as funny as hell. Natural Comedians.

liana: bassoon liana here lolol I GET YOUR URL OMG (: hahahaha.

BASSOON LIANA! HAHAH! ee, still in search for her URL.

joel: yeah.so stupid one.mine kept deflating.and i didnt even know how to make a float at all O.O


Joel Lee will never survive a survivor test.

JoyChia: OI OI OI. it was an accident oaky. i typed nataalie's name wrongly because i was tying EXTRA fast. eyer. my pencils won't be pens. ;D

Look at the amount of her spellos(NEW WORD YA'LL)!

Chris: KARANG GUNI ONE PLEASE CALL KARANG GUNI TWOOOO (:

Jane and Chriz! HAHA. KARANG GOONEY COMPANY. lao shi is lao ban

Erin: If I were African-American, and coincidentally delivered mail, I would sue you. But then again, I'm not. And I won't tell people the URL, I'll them things inside. ...I'm kidding.

I'm not racist, you one of a kind.

charmaine: caitlin you should grow all three- moustache, beards and side burns. And banggggss

ORH HOR! I KNOW WHICH COMPUTER YOU'RE USING TO TYPE THIS!


you clear history ah.

cait the great: yo, wah lao so hard to find your stupid tagboard la. hmph. sigh. you've got suh an interesting parter who talks about milk :D

you ain't no cait the great, LOUISE. yes, rachel is obsessed with dairy.

Hui Ying =DDD : *sobs* you bullied me in AEP. DDD:


You must have your fair share of drawing naked porn figures lah k! you draw too beeg anyway, take up the whole paper.


Erin: ZOMG, CAITLIN!!! YOU THINK MAO ZE DONG HAS NICE HAIR TOO??!? HIS TWO BALLS OF HAIR, IS LIKE, THE FUNKAE!!!!!!

How cool is Erin. MAO'S HAIR IS THE BOMBSICAL. yay (:


Orh. Ok. that was kind of the highlights PLUS the replies. Hahaha (:


Okay, Justina Sun Shu Qing and Lisa Yi-Wen Koh inspired me to do that. because Cbox is LOUSY! only lets you keep 100 messages. After that, zip. Oh and I credited you k Jus, not like that LIAN! who ripped your skin and pissed you off. :D love ya.



And what if some idiot like mel or chris or joel lee comes and gives you major spammage? Then you'll lose all the interesting tags like the ones above.


:D
OK, got the picture?

Chriz! I think you are by far the only person whom I can maintain a Longdistance time-no-see relation ship with. YAYY!(: We are closest of THE closest.

YES YOUR WIFE OWNS THE OTHER CONCUBINES.
muahaha. heard that world?
Christie yeo loves her wife most.
More than her gerfren, life partner, llama wife and honey.
YES. Hermione Granger-Weasely PWNAGE
:D
Oh and on the way home!

Yes. Mihoko had vely vely interesting things to tell me.
Secrets to die for I tell you. :X but I promised to zip. uh huh.
Sat with her on the bus home. Again. Wah. she got lots of free time lahh.

:Ohyeah, who wants a change of skin?


I'm not really looking for a theme, and i'm too lazy to go look one by one.
Cuz my computer got reinstalled, and i lost all my bookmarks.
So any cool skin recommendations?


Prefably one with a cool picture, like the current one.


This skin is nice. But old. HAHA. Yeah. I'm waiting to hear from ya.
HAPPY BELATED 19TH COL!


yes, cousin. You bomb! You're STILL of age!

So don't go drinking out too late, and NEVER smoke, cuz...

It's not good for your physical training, and sailing and stuff.



Yeah. So happy 19th!(:

Yesyes. Looking forward to seeing you sunday.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WHOLE CAKE.



Yes. Por Por was like AHAH! CINDERELLA!

when i walked into her house.

Why?

because she was like : Your evil brother lah! make you starve. Like Cinderella! yesterday at home... How bad, treat you like evil stepsister.



HAHA PORPOR IS SO CUTE. and when we were going, she was like CAIT! YOU LEFT ONE SLIPPER BEHIND. hahaha! -.-

AHHH. Primary school has PSLE listening on friday! No school for the punies.

RAR. we should make more noise, then they scold, then next year give us holiday.

YEAHH. Samantha Wong! best of luck. Open your ears bigbig. tomorrow go and DIG your ears. :D shave all the hair surrounding your ears off.

Then I guarantee you won't be a loser like nicole lau yi xuan.
Okok, that's about right, nuff said.

Goodbye numnuts.

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