Good morning!(:



AMERICANS SHOULD GET BETTER VOTING SYSEMS YKNOW.

It's killing Singaporeans here.

the idiooots.

And that's how Bush won the previous elections, MAN THEY SUCK.



BooHoo. I totally forgot about the time difference lah, the first thing i did today was got out of bed, and called mum at work.

- Ring Ring-
Mum : Hello?
Me : MUM, MUM! Who won the elections?
Mum : They're still counting...
Me : When will we know!
Mum : Tomorrow, you're forgetting the 24 hour time difference,dear.
Me : Oh SHOOT.
Mum : Why don't you go to BBC online to check out how it's going so
far?
(background : WHO is THAT?)
Mum : My daughter.

Berserk.



I have about 1400 messages in my phone :O



And yesterday, mum was talking to Uncle Reuben about russell peters, and she was all

"He was so crude, and vulgar"

"YEAH I KNOW, I have never heard of him, of course, but my children have..."

"But I think he was funny by himself, I don't think he needs to spit out a vulgarity at every second sentence... AND THE AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING."



Yeah, you see now how doctors have a dirty sense of humour like that, half the audience comprised of my mum's colleagues.



So anyway, last night i dreamt that mum invited Russell Peters to our church, and had Pastor Reuben(not the same one as mentioned before) , speak to him about how we should be loyal to God, and that we should control our tongue.



...



it could happen...



Well, it IS true yknow.


Anywayz, I have EP again, later. It IS boring :( Graaah.

Tag Replies.

Erin: OI! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH GERAD WAY!!!!! He writes the most awesomely
rad songs!!!!

(He's GOTH, Erin, and he's WHITE, and his songs are BLEAH, and
SADISTIC, and CRUDE, and pessimistic, and LOUD)

Chris: EH FOO, we gotta get clok clok shoes one day and prance around in
the bus, bending our legs as we go : D

(YEO! Eh nono, wait the bus driver think we brought tap dancing
shoes!)

Maxene: YO! i'm just tagging so my name'll appear in a post ahhahahaha. how
awesome is that man!

(And TADAAH! Here you go(: )

Chris: HAHAHA SMART MAX!

(Your name is always on my posts anyway.)

MEL: hello! i am SOOO cool you know. i have toys at home! :D i want a fish
for christmas :D not a real one cause i dont eat fish. i want a cool one k? yes,
silence means consent. YAY! fish for christmas!:D

(So, you want a fish toy?)

Okay, now to go read BBC news.

Prhhczzhxhhhh.

Goodbye.
Cait

Labels: elections, fish toy, russell peters

GREETINGS.



I love Chrisssss (:

Hahaha, you know we can talk non stop, for about... 3 hours.

She came to my house and then we talked all through dinner, before and after.

HAHAH!

Our conversation was...



Interesting.



"FUNGHI SOUP!"

"Yeayea very funneh."

Mum: So you want Funghi? Make sure you don't burn your tongue-y.



HAHAHAHA!

Yes, and then mum was telling us about how earlier in the afternoon, at around two,

Timmy got lost.

:O



Seriously.

Justin was like "Mum, you know Timmy got lost and they had to file a police report?"

Everyone : Yeah right.

Justin : REALLY! YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? CALL PORPOR (grandma) LAH. Call lah Call lah.

Mum : Really? -Picks up the phone and dials-

-Justin starts laughing-

Chriz and I : YOU SEE YOU SEE! He's joking! AGAIN.

Mum : Hello? Mum ah? Timmy got lost today?

...

"REALLY AH."



Me and Chriz : O:

Justin : Told you so.



WTH!



Haha.

See what happened was Timmy didn't go to school cuz he was sick.

So he stayed home with Lynn(his maid), uh huh.

And his MATERNAL grandma (Aunty Karen's mum), came around and took Lynn AND Timmy to Vivo, for some particular reason. Without telling ANYBODY.



Yep, and then by that time, PorPor came over to give Tim his lunch, but couldn't find him.

And also, Lynn just left the mop where it was, so PorPor, the poor lady, thought she was going mad. So she searched the entire premises and couldn't find them



The poor old woman was so worried. And then she called Unc and Aunty Karen.

"Is Timmy with you?"

And Unce and Aunty karen flipped out, so they rushed home all the way from Mount E, and when they came back, Tim still wasn't home.



SO.

they went to the police station to file a report. And then when the police came to their house, there they ALL were, Tim,Grandma AND Lynn, sitting on the sofa.

-.-
For real.
And the officers were at Tim's house, and then they had to file a record under Tim's grandma's name.

WTH! HAHA. you know why?
Tim's handphone was flat(HE'S SEVEN ONLY,OK), His grandma's phone was spoilt, and Lynn has no handphone.

So mum asked PorPor, why she didn’t call Tim’s maternal GRANDPA, and then the answer was… THEY’RE NOT ON TALKING TERMS.

How can! Then how to sleep in the same bed righhht?
They’re old people, they’re supposed to know better.
Tsk, how immature man.

Haiyoyo. So now Tim’s grandma has uhm, a police record. O;
AAHAHAHHHHA. :D Funny eey.

Chickybun is an idiot. Made Mika’s stupid Happy Ending get stuck in my head, and I was singing it all the way from the time we were walking home, til dinner.
Kaploosh.

Grnhzx.

I'll sign off noooww.
OMG, 4 days til elections!
:O

Stupid photo uploader is still bailing on me.



SEE I SO SKKKAAAARRRRY AHH!



I think i look pretty adorable here. I was escaping from watching shutter, and Tiff took this.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

Labels: elections, police record