Wednesday, July 30, 2008
" ; 4:45 PM "
HelloWello :}
I had tutoring(: Qalista didn't come.
Melissa was there though. We did corrections and stuff.
They don't know their times tables!
By the way, JOCELYN MADE DANCE PRESIDENT(:
yayness. haha i bet she's gonna be council president also.
Aye. P6's prelim orals were today, so we had tutoring in the canteen.
Cool right! Prelims are so late?
Yeah, so i've got a cool method of teaching them. Must device some interesting mode of learning everyweek.
Aye, Caitlin Choo's tutee is Yan Ying, that's like Yan Yan and Yan Yi's sister :O
And she's just as rebellious. She doesn't listen to Caitlin Choo, because who would?
The teacher was like "Girl, have you taken your attendance? Wait, are you P4 or Sec 1?"
HAHAHAHA. loser! MyGosh. She's THAT short, and she still calls herself caitlin the tallie.
heh. she WISHES. Aww, but you're living a LIE. and people will confuse it for me. So you're just being stoopid.
So anyway, i was helping Caitlin out with yan ying. And then she's like super... Idk, but she answers back and stuff. And she doesn't listen to Caitlin... because she's short. [SHE SAID SO HERSELF]
And then um. I saw Hwee Ling (Min Yee's sister) and then i asked her why she didn't go for tutoring.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?
She was like, BECAUSE I'M NOT STUPID LIKE THEM
wahlao. damn mean la! ))):
The tutees were THERE!
And then yan ying was like good one alexandra!
And I was like... Alexandra? And Jing Wei and Caitlin laughed at me because they thought I was calling Alexandra, Hwee Ling.
And then I was like. THAT'S MIN YEE'S SISTER AND I DON'T THINK HER NAME IS ALEXANDRA.
I think yan ying was talking to another friend yknow.
badabingbong.
And Gwen was tutoring Francine for Danielle,
and she read Francine as EUNICE.
Please...
-.-!
And That wasn't the first teacher that thought Caitlin Choo was younger than she actually is.
Chris' science teacher walked past Christie that day while Chriz and Choo were going to the Primary School. and then Mrs Khong was like Christie, is that your younger sister?
OMGGG! hahaha. she said that to CHRISTIE, who isn't exactly the tallest person around either.
STUDY DATE TOMORROW(:
ey.
They're bombarding us with all the tests all of a sudden.
And today in science, while i was reading off the puberty survey script[with a gazillion typos]
I read : 12.5% of them have crutches[crushes]
And then I just staggered through the rest of the thing because I was laughing so hard.
And who's group was it? Caitlin Choo's!
They asked What is the most attractive thing about the opposite gender?
And then the surveyors said Looks appeal to them most.
And then Mrs Tan was like : TSK. Haiyo! So shallow.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Valerie's group's powerepoint was obscene, and wrong, and typos and funny
They asked what are you views on the opposite gender?
-They're okay.
-Gack.
-I don't know.
-STUPID, EVIL.
-Idiots.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
they had ':D' s all over their powerpoint
and Vivian was going positively MAD because val did the ppt all by herself without showing anyone else.
And then today, presents it to the whole class saying stuff like
"65% of our surveyors got their MENSURATION"
OMG. Aiman will be happy.
!
Damn funny:D
KBYE
where do you find a sound clip for sing a song of six pence?
Labels: mensuration, prelims, tutoring
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
" ; 5:36 PM "
Heya! (:
Today was average-ish. Er, started out with math for the day. pretty boring. but i sort of pity the dude. You know, you're a male teacher in a girls' school and then you're teaching them a seriously boring topic, and besides those people are already such geniusettes and they just cannot stand lagging. And then you get those super bored looks from the girls when you're teaching and they groan and groan and put their heads on the table. It's pret-ty demoralising.
Well anyway. I don't want Marissa to move. I shouted 'Rachel and I love you, Marissa!' to her this morning. And she freaked. SHE'S LEAVING AT THE END OF THE TERM! to Perth? That's where Clare is! You know Marissa, I've known you since Primary One, but we never really got about to talking. I'm really sort of regretting it now... because you know, people in general, me in particular you might say, don't really know what we've got til it's gone. )):
tsk): I got hiccups in English and Rachel laughed at me. saying "Your bra strap is dropping?" Eh, my hearing was off okay! )): don't mock me!):
Sing a Song of Six Pence is so SADISTIC
Sing a Song of Six Pence
A pocket full of rye
Four and twenty black birds
baked in a pie
when the pie was opened the birds began to sing
now wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
The king was in the counting house
counting out his money
The queen was in the parlour
eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden
hanging up the clothes
Up flew a black bird
and pecked off her nose.
And Maxene went : AND THEN SHE BECAME RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER!
[like a light bulb!]
ogay. I didn't get to go to Carol's gym comp. DEBORAH ONG WAS THERE.
how come raffle's got school off!
Rarrr. HAHA. in LIT!
I was trying to look at the time table so i turned around and peeked past Rachel
But Rachel thought i was purposely trying to block her view
so we were just doing this random avoiding and blocking head thing
and Ms Tan and the rest of the class thought I was trying to kiss her.
PLEASE! over my dead body I will kiss Rachel Yee.
And wow, the quotations on the board for The Rainbow Bird
"Death on bees blah blah etc etc"
who was the lazy poot who was too lazy to elaborate ah?
Michelle made up a new word : Tutee!
haha she was like, my tutee is quite fast, but she can't round off.
me : Your Cutie?
Mich : My tutee, you know. Tutor, tutee?
Orh.
CHINESE WAS SLACK! I think the MT teachers were somewhere in the hall for some thingy related to Mother Tongue week. And so Lao Shi came down at the last minute when all our bags were packed and she just let us off early because we had tutoring and GAP girls had their excursion. So i shouted XIE XIE XU LAO SHIIIIIIIIIIII! WO MEN AI NI. :D
Did I mention that on Monday, Kaela asked Tiffanie[boo!]
"does your hair go into the toilet bowl when you pee?"
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT KAELA YOU PERV.
Tiffy boo is so traumatized!
Tutoring was okay today. I think my [can i use your word mich?] tutees were less scared of me. Francine was there today. We taught them factors and multiples. Haha, my tutees are so cute! Well my AEPeers[I am so totally awesome] had LOADS of tutees to take on. Like what 3 to one? I had my two. and Michelle was just asissting everyone by walking around. Wow, the other class had only 3 AEPeers! (: My tutees were more attentive today. Qalista is so cute! :D haha. And i saw Melissa walking home with her other tiny friend. :D
The cutest tod was on 73 today! HAHA. I think his chinese was pro-er than mine. SO MUCH IS DUE NEXT WEEK! damn.
OneOners are hippies on drugs!(:
Peace out dude.
Cait.
Labels: average day, hippies, kaela is a perv, kissing rachel, six pence, tutee, tutoring
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
" ; 6:03 PM "
Okay. So hey. I'm back. And i'm allowed online now. Tsk, the poor Primary 4 Juniors! ): I think i confused them too much. Why is teaching them rounding off so harrrd! ): The time passed super fast. I think the little juniors are cute. Melissa and Qalista (: Melissa's from 4 Rose, who's also being taught by Mrs Mohan. How cool is that? :D Er, okay I'm trying to post about BeiJing. And it's not going very well. I forgot what happened on day two before the exchange! OMG OF COURSE. Tian'an Men square. HAHAHA :D okay. yep yep. i'm going to post. so now, i'm officially the worst tutor on earth.
Shoot. ): HAHA
There was a woman sleeping while waiting for 73, and it came. and then the woman was still snoring. and then.
Chris was like 'TAP HER TAP HER"
so i was like
POKEPOKE.
and she -eer-
ran up the bus.
And we laughed our way to the seats. :D
HAHA.
I saw that Sec 3 Horn player who's been on my bus before.
What's her name! I can't seem to put my finger on it.
She's nice.
I saw her in BeiJing and she actually recognised me.
:D
HAHA.
Must ask Ambra.
:D
Aiyo. That Bel Lam. Got her phone confiscated during science. Because her alarm went off. Apparently, it was super loud. And Mrs Tan read all her smses... Whoa. :O i'll be keeping my phone in the locker now... But at least she gets it back on Friday and not like the end of the year or something. :O aite! FREE PERIODS TODAY! (: during art. So i had an extended recess, which I could spend with the other Toots!(: haha. Chris had some guides test on defense. -.-
SHE SAID THE AMBULANCE NUMBER IS 911.
yo. Do you not pay attention in Singapore, only in the states?
HAHAHA.
995!
right?
GOOD LUCK KRISTEL CHONG! For your gym competitions throughout the week. Go all out, nail it and make us proud k! (: You'll do fine for all your 3 routines dearest. You get to miss school! Must be a good sign yeah?
HAHA. CHINESE WAS SLACK!(: Lao Shi didn't come cuz of the gym competitions and she told Ashley and Sarah to pass the message on what to do... And you know them.
What did she say? I didn't understand.
I forgot.
So that's why we were slacking, while my nose was spewing blood. Which lasted until before tutoring. :D haha, cool eh. No sub teacher came in. So we were behaving havoc la. :D
SCIENCE WAS THE BOMB!
Mrs tan had to go host the Vietnam school students
So after we finished our bench experiment
OUR BENCH, KAELA, RACH AND GINNIE.
went wild.
We lit a dozen matches to test for some air thing
and we made our own experiments which caused a tsunami in the sink
:D
HAHAHAHA.
we went MAD.
:D blew bubbles and water everywhere
and GY's book was on the brink of catching fire.
HAHAHA.
lol! funnest period EVERRRRRRRRRR.
:D
Cait-
RENOVATION'S LOOKING GOOD. My new room OWNS.
By the way.
HAPPY 13TH NICO TEO!
and
HAPPY BELATED 14TH CALEB TAY!
:D
yeah. you people are old.
